User0083 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Another one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User0083 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Need more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User0083 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Lost reception... Could this be counted as cheating? Will Scott be upset with me again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User0083 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Lost reception... Could this be counted as cheating? Will Scott be upset with me again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Top Tip you can post and then delete the post , it still counts and no one knows you done a cheat post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 see what I mean post no 14,661 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 a few more duds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User0083 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Top Tip you can post and then delete the post , it still counts and no one knows you done a cheat post Sweet! Too much effort though. Popped in local, never music that loud or more than 10 people. But there's just married balloons all over the place and kids! My escape's gone... Ah, I got washing for the wife... That'll keep her busy and out the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 How you choose to "aid" (and I use the term loosely) Norman is your business. However, I do like a man who so publicly tempts his lovely wife wife to kill him, while providing ample evidence of provocation as justifiable self-defence grounds. Just remember there is no law on the books against discharging a firearm into a public nuisance. Top Tip: Calling a woman "the wife", as if you own her (and which is how she will see it eventually), is a ticking time bomb which will go off in due course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 My wife went off years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User0083 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Hmmm... I'm called "The Husband" so does that mean I'm a time bomb too? She is the wife, she likes being the wife and she enjoys the wife's duties! I had a bag on my back and all it had was my lunch, my washing and her surprises... Kinda surprise, Bombay mix, cashews and cookies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted August 24, 2012 Author Share Posted August 24, 2012 We've never called each other wife or husband. We introduce ourselves by our names, so instead of saying "and this is my wife/husband... " we just say "and this is Lynne/Norman" Our kids have always called us by our first names so many people assume we're not married. When they were in primary school, the teacher asked Lynne to call in for a chat. She was concerned that Tanya, when asked to write what they had done at the weekend, would write "Norman took us...". Who was this Norman and why didn't her Daddy take her somewhere.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User0083 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I like that Norman, it's good. I introduce here as Sarah and speak to her in that way. But when not in Sarah's presence I'll usually use the wife. This is as we're both nurses and I'm in the army, so move about a lot and change wards quite a bit... So know about 6 Sarah's and Sarah uses the husband as we know several Stephens and I have nicknames to the extent there's not many people that know my real name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Hmmm... I'm called "The Husband" so does that mean I'm a time bomb too? No. There is one rule for men, and one rule for women. You really should know this by now. She is the wife, she likes being the wife and she enjoys the wife's duties! I had a bag on my back and all it had was my lunch, my washing and her surprises... Kinda surprise, Bombay mix, cashews and cookies! "Wife's duties"? Dear oh dear... I assume you know that most women who murder use poison as their weapon of choice. That Kinda egg might have more than a toy inside one day. Free tip: Keep an eye on your life insurance levels. If you suddenly get much more well insured, start eating out. Take from a man who's just survived celebrated his 25th wedding anniversary. I can see you need a primer or two - this might illuminate things for you: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User0083 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 First clip was funny... Second clip "we're going to discuss men's brains and women's brains..." well, women's brains??? Clearly a load of rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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