Countdown (Stats On First Post)

[FILFAN]

I am sorely tempted to create a hidden thread with about 500 empty posts, and when the total count hits 999,995 start deleting posts 5-10 at a time to stop the count reaching 1,000,000, just to irritate Norman.

Naughty mem sec

[Captain Colonial]

Naughty mem sec

And you've just figured that out?!?

[FILFAN]

And you've just figured that out?!?

Didn't want to believe the rumours.

[Norman Verona]

You can't annoy me, I'm too thick for that.

At the present rate we will get to 1 million in January. However as the winter sets in the post rate will rise so in will probably get there earlier.

[FILFAN]

You can't annoy me, I'm too thick for that.

Ooooo now where to begin

[Norman Verona]

You should always begin at the beginning.

[ajpearson]

And end at the end

[FILFAN]

It's too early for the end. We must still be in the middle

[pistonbroke]

unless there is no end

[FILFAN]

Maybe at the 1000000 post the wscc server will crash and a puff of smoke will come out of Scott's ears

[7sRWild]

A Puff! in Scotts ear?

[Captain Colonial]

I think you'll find that, far from a crash and a puff of smoke from my ear, the 1,000,000th post is when Scottnet becomes self-aware and the revolution begins...

[FILFAN]

I think you'll find that, far from a crash and a puff of smoke from my ear, the 1,000,000th post is when Scottnet becomes self-aware and the revolution begins...

Must pull the plug

[Captain Colonial]

Must pull the plug

Only Lady MemSec is allowed to touch my plug, let alone pull it.

[FILFAN]

Lady MemSec

Is this your stage name