Buzz Billsberry Posted July 2, 2012 Posted July 2, 2012 Ecclestone backs Grand Prix on the moon F1 boss Bernard Ecclestone has given his backing to an ambitious bid to hold a Grand Prix on the moon. ‘It would be fantastic,’ the childishly haired billionaire said. ‘Good for the moon, good for all synchronously rotating natural satellites’. Mr Ecclestone quickly rebuffed suggestions that the logistics of holding a grand prix on the moon would be almost impossible to overcome. ‘Obviously there are some issues to deal with such as getting people there and, in some cases, getting them back again,’ the vile microperson noted, ‘But just imagine how much publicity we’re generating for a Spanish bank just by talking about this now.’ When asked if in fact he was endorsing a shallow publicity stunt to distract from the bribery allegations levelled at him, Mr Ecclestone was less forthcoming. ‘****! Look at that over there!’ he shouted, and then made his escape on a monorail. Buzz Quote
pistonbroke Posted July 2, 2012 Posted July 2, 2012 With the prices they charge for attending a Grand pr**ks these days they might as well be on the Moon Quote
Norman Verona Posted July 2, 2012 Posted July 2, 2012 I agree and think we should send him there to investigate. If he spends about 5 years on the job he may just not need bringing back. Quote
M444TTB Posted July 2, 2012 Posted July 2, 2012 Made me chuckle the other day. Would be good to credit the source though http://sniffpetrol.com/2012/06/29/moongp/ Quote
Buzz Billsberry Posted July 3, 2012 Author Posted July 3, 2012 Matt jeez everybody knows about sniff petrol I couldn't make a story up like that !! I guess you be doing a link to every none origianl story on the club site!! Buzz Quote
Captain Colonial Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Had no idea London was on the Moon - they kept that quiet. Mind you, it would explain a lot. Quote
M444TTB Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Matt jeez everybody knows about sniff petrol I couldn't make a story up like that !! I guess you be doing a link to every none origianl story on the club site!! Buzz Perhaps I will! Don't hurt yourself there Quote
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