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yup gadgers full blown in the face spray ,the mans way or no way :laugh:

it was my b day pressy to myself

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Steve, do you try everything you find in a customers car?

Thank god it wasn't a vibrator! :oops: :oops: :blush: :blush: :laugh:

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Steve, do you try everything you find in a customers car?

Thank god it wasn't a vibrator! :oops: :oops: :blush: :blush: :laugh:

His eyes probably wouldn't have watered so much if it had been. :oops: :oops: :arse: :A***: :arse::laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Steve, I don't know you, apart from what I read on these threads - but I sense that you are something of a character :d Your description of this little episode had the tears rolling down my face. You are clearly a nut-job of the highest order. Thanks for that :t-up: :t-up: :t-up:

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Steve, I don't know you, apart from what I read on these threads - but I sense that you are something of a character :d Your description of this little episode had the tears rolling down my face. You are clearly a nut-job of the highest order. Thanks for that :t-up: :t-up: :t-up:

i aim to please :laugh::yes:

though if a copper ever threatens you with pepper spray or gives you the option of a vibrator , please take the vibrator option

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Awesome.

Fair play, i'd have probably sprayed it and waited for a bit to catch some fumes, but full on in the face is pretty hardcore!

My wife is laughing too :)

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Brilliant,

CS is bad enough and I believe Pepper Spray is even worse!

The key in future Steve (for when you do it again :p ) is to not rub eyes, dont drink anything for about 3 hours and dont rub or wipe your nose! This also goes for wiping skin because trust me it is a lot more painful. Just ride it out :p

Dan

P.S it is also considered a firearm so make sure you get rid of it

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I know I should not have laughed, given the serious nature of the substance but quite frankly, I fell off my chair with tears (excuse the pun) in my eyes and a damp patch in the front of my jeans. Nice one Steve, only you would have the bottle to do that.

Brilliant.

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only you would have the bottle to do that.

or stupidity :)

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It does say in the instructions usefully pasted above, "expose to fresh air" so I guess you are walking round with your togger hanging out for the rest of the day? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Come to think of it, you could go and hang out pith the Chairman in the nettles, it is his birthday as well, after all.

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right then this is where it gets really funny

does anyone know what this is

utf-8BSU1HMDA1NDMtMjAxMjAzMjQtMTY0MC5qcGc.jpg

correct a toilet air freshener that squirts when you open the door or it detects movement basically

and you know whats coming next :laugh:

with a little bit of modification the little canister of pepper spray fits in there , really you couldnt make this up ,i didnt know weather to laugh or p*** myself when it fit in there , now where to use it , do i leave it in the bog and get bev :oops: or plant it outside in the garden where the cats **** in our border :yes:

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Steve, you know when you're taking a photo, you shouldn't get you're own shadow in shot don't you? :down::oops::p :p :p:d

So everyone that knows you is now on the hunt for gas masks. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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:laugh: im on the hunt for more canisters now :yes:
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right then this is where it gets really funny

does anyone know what this is

utf-8BSU1HMDA1NDMtMjAxMjAzMjQtMTY0MC5qcGc.jpg

correct a toilet air freshener that squirts when you open the door or it detects movement basically

and you know whats coming next :laugh:

with a little bit of modification the little canister of pepper spray fits in there , really you couldnt make this up ,i didnt know weather to laugh or p*** myself when it fit in there , now where to use it , do i leave it in the bog and get bev :oops: or plant it outside in the garden where the cats **** in our border :yes:

Oh good god. No going for a crap in your bog then. :laugh:

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