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I'm a bit busy at the moment so anyone want to help this sweet child out?

From Miss Marram Muhammed,

Hello Dear One,

With profound respect and humble submission, I beg to state the following few lines for your kind consideration, I hope you will spare some of your valuable minutes to read the following appeal with sympathetic mind. I must confess that it is with great hopes, joy and enthusiasm that I write you this mail which I know and believe by the faith that it must surely find you in good condition of health, My name is Miss Marram Muhammed, I am the only Daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs Ali Muhammed. My father was a highly reputable business magnet who operated in the capital of Ivore Coast during his days.

My father died earlier some months ago and left me the only Daughter behind, He died in heart attack because of killing of innocent people in my country Cote d’Ivoire crisis.. Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of mine who was with him at that time. But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 6yrs old, and since then my father took me so special.

Before the death of my father last year 2011, he called me and informed me that he has the sum of Four Million, Five Hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$4,500,000.00) he deposited in a private Bank here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire. He told me that he deposited the money in my name, and also gave me all the necessary legal documents regarding to this deposit with the Bank.

I am just 20 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. Now I want an honest and GOD fearing partner overseas who I can transfer this money with his assistance and after the transaction I will come and reside permanently in your country till such a time that it will be convinient for me to return back home if I so desire. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant Presidential political crisis that go on here in our country.

The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I also want to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business world.. I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:

1. Can you honestly help me from your heart?

2. Can I completely trust you?

3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the fund has being transfeered to your account and i come over to meet you ?

Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Immedaitely I confirm your willingness, I will send to you my Picture and also inform you more details involved in this matter.

Anticipating hearing from you soon.

Thanks and may Allah bless you for your concern to help an orphan like me.

Kind Regards,

Marram Muhammed,

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Boom buddy boom, buddy boom buddy boom, Well goodness gracious ME! I've come over all Peter Seller -ish..sorry Muhammad but a bit busy right now.

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I cannot believe you heartless swine. So little to ask under such tragic circumstances. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Signed,

Marram Muhammed

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I once started a dialogue with one of these 419's.

Said I was a good friend of Jack Straw and if they really wanted UK visa's I could arrange it if they were prepared to pay $25,000 for the whole family.

I got bored after 6 weeks of conversation and gave it up.

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We know this is a scam. Everyone knows this is a scam. We all get these emails every day.

So I have two questions -

1 - Is anyone really daft enough to allow this kind of thing to happen and have it turn round from "I want to send you five million dollars" into "please send me five thousand pounds" without getting suspicious?

If the answer to question 1 is "yes" -

2 - Doesn't Darwins Law apply here?

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Apparently certain sections of society are gullable to computer based fraud.

Mainly the elderly.

Oh, that includes me now.

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The word gullable was today removed from the Oxford dictionary.....

Yeah, well they always like to remove spelling mistakes... :p it's gullible ;)

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"My father was a highly reputable business magnet"

Let the puns begin...

I won't steel your thunder!

/ironic

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