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Important Snack Food Announcement


Captain Colonial

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I am pleased to announce that my evil henchman Gadgetman and his killer-eyed cat, Laser-Us, are taking over as the proprietor of my exclusive snack food emporium to the WSCC.

These two will be your point of contact from now on for popcorn, Pringles and all your fattening food needs. Gadgetman will supply them, while Laser-Us will enforce prompt payment and return the loot to their secret volcano snack food base on the island of St Calorific.

I shall still collect my cut, of course, which will help fund my next evil venture....!

Be afraid...be VERY afraid!

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Aha, supplies already being smuggled in by a fleet of mysterious black power boats. ;)

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I suspect a price increase might be next for those of you already hooked...!

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Can't believe you've sold out to a "wide boy" :down: shame on you :d

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Oh, I have my reasons... Muwhahahahahahaha!

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Can't believe you've sold out to a "wide boy" :down: shame on you :d

Ah so, I see I'll be sending you one of our complimentary Pringles samples....

...complete with one of our deadly Ninja Attack Kittens.

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Ah so, I see I'll be sending you one of our complimentary Pringles samples....

...complete with one of our deadly Ninja Attack Kittens.

pringles.jpg

PMFSL! :d

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American business strategy = Franchising :d

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :t-up:
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