Today's Pet Terror Alert Level Is Orange

[Captain Colonial]

PET TERROR ALERT - LEVEL ORANGE

If you're in Warwickshire today and come across this, be careful:

Since 6 AM today, Oh-Sophie Bin Naughty, a known terrierorist, has:

> Tipped over three bins

> Destroyed yesterday's newspapers and scattered them around the sitting room

> Scared six fish in the pond

> Begun work on new tunnel to Australia through a flower bed

> Chewed through the telephone cable

> Chased eight birds

> Stolen a raw pork chop (retrieved and thrown away)

> Attacked the meter reader's shoes that he took off when he came in and destroyed one of the laces in 30 seconds

> Brought in three sticks, a rock, and bag full of clothes pegs through her dog flap

> Eaten the corner off an expensive rug

> Sucked the ink out of a stolen Biro and has a blue tongue

And it's not even three o'clock yet...

[echoz]

:d oh the joys, it's hard not to laugh though aye

[Captain Colonial]

In case anyone missed it from the other thread, here's Oh-Sophie Bin Naughty at work:

[echoz]

the frantic rush at the end is brilliant haha, bless her

[AidanPlace]

I can organise a shotgun, it's easier in the long run.

Heres our wee cow. Full name registered at the vets is Molly chainsaw

Aidan

[Captain Colonial]

PMSL, brilliant name! . Looks like she's got your number!

[mikef]

Cap'n - that brings back memories of when Tilly was a pup........

[Captain Colonial]

Awwwwww, bless! They grow so fast! It's when their ears pop up and they lose their baby teeth that you know they're growing up.

[V8grunt]

You'll find a bucket of water cures that "digging" problem, Throw it over yourself and say why did I put a raised bed their? :(