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Today's Pet Terror Alert Level Is Orange


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PET TERROR ALERT - LEVEL ORANGE

If you're in Warwickshire today and come across this, be careful:

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Since 6 AM today, Oh-Sophie Bin Naughty, a known terrierorist, has:

> Tipped over three bins

> Destroyed yesterday's newspapers and scattered them around the sitting room

> Scared six fish in the pond

> Begun work on new tunnel to Australia through a flower bed

> Chewed through the telephone cable

> Chased eight birds

> Stolen a raw pork chop (retrieved and thrown away)

> Attacked the meter reader's shoes that he took off when he came in and destroyed one of the laces in 30 seconds

> Brought in three sticks, a rock, and bag full of clothes pegs through her dog flap

> Eaten the corner off an expensive rug

> Sucked the ink out of a stolen Biro and has a blue tongue

And it's not even three o'clock yet... :bangshead::swear::arse::cry::d

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In case anyone missed it from the other thread, here's Oh-Sophie Bin Naughty at work:

:bangshead::swear::cry:

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I can organise a shotgun, it's easier in the long run.

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Heres our wee cow. Full name registered at the vets is Molly chainsaw

Aidan

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PMSL, brilliant name! :d. Looks like she's got your number!

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Awwwwww, bless! They grow so fast! It's when their ears pop up and they lose their baby teeth that you know they're growing up.

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