Captain Colonial Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 PET TERROR ALERT - LEVEL ORANGE If you're in Warwickshire today and come across this, be careful: Since 6 AM today, Oh-Sophie Bin Naughty, a known terrierorist, has: > Tipped over three bins > Destroyed yesterday's newspapers and scattered them around the sitting room > Scared six fish in the pond > Begun work on new tunnel to Australia through a flower bed > Chewed through the telephone cable > Chased eight birds > Stolen a raw pork chop (retrieved and thrown away) > Attacked the meter reader's shoes that he took off when he came in and destroyed one of the laces in 30 seconds > Brought in three sticks, a rock, and bag full of clothes pegs through her dog flap > Eaten the corner off an expensive rug > Sucked the ink out of a stolen Biro and has a blue tongue And it's not even three o'clock yet... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echoz Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 :d oh the joys, it's hard not to laugh though aye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted February 13, 2012 Author Share Posted February 13, 2012 In case anyone missed it from the other thread, here's Oh-Sophie Bin Naughty at work: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echoz Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 the frantic rush at the end is brilliant haha, bless her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AidanPlace Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 I can organise a shotgun, it's easier in the long run. Heres our wee cow. Full name registered at the vets is Molly chainsaw Aidan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted February 13, 2012 Author Share Posted February 13, 2012 PMSL, brilliant name! . Looks like she's got your number! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikef Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Cap'n - that brings back memories of when Tilly was a pup........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted February 13, 2012 Author Share Posted February 13, 2012 Awwwwww, bless! They grow so fast! It's when their ears pop up and they lose their baby teeth that you know they're growing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8grunt Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 You'll find a bucket of water cures that "digging" problem, Throw it over yourself and say why did I put a raised bed their? :( 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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