A Fishy Tale

[Lurksalot]

I can only think of fish and one other.  What's the third one Captain?

As it happens , dodgy wiring in a plug/socket smells a bit like fish, just as it gets very hot and about to catch fire    

And Bombay Duck  

[Captain Colonial]

I can only think of fish and one other.  What's the third one Captain?

There's only two actually, but it's a great gag to wind people up at a meeting or party or at the pub, as long as you deliver it deadpan.  Then you can sit back and watch people thinking, "I can only think of fish and one other.  What's the third one?".      

[Lurksalot]

I can only think of fish and one other.  What's the third one Captain?

There's only two actually, but it's a great gag to wind people up at a meeting or party or at the pub, as long as you deliver it deadpan.  Then you can sit back and watch people thinking, "I can only think of fish and one other.  What's the third one?".      

OK I will grant you that Bombay Duck is actually dried fish, but you have missed out on life if you haven't smelled an electric radiator plugged into a high resistance (loosely  wired) socket .

[Captain Colonial]

I can only think of fish and one other.  What's the third one Captain?

There's only two actually, but it's a great gag to wind people up at a meeting or party or at the pub, as long as you deliver it deadpan.  Then you can sit back and watch people thinking, "I can only think of fish and one other.  What's the third one?".      

OK I will grant you that Bombay Duck is actually dried fish, but you have missed out on life if you haven't smelled an electric radiator plugged into a high resistance (loosely  wired) socket .

Bring one along to Stoneleigh next year and we can all enjoy it!

[Nic Ayre]

I see the Telegraph have now published the story, so even more people can take the P155 out of this dimwit