SteveD Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 errrrrrrrrrrrrr helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo weardo's allert maybe i should ride into town dressed as john wayne and shoot the feckers Quote
echoz Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 QUOTE began their journey after they bumped into fellow believer Grizzly Walking Thunder in the unlikely spiritual setting of Morrisons supermarket in Binley. got to be one of the best opening report lines ever Quote
lippydave Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry... He felt different yet... couldn't figure why... he was just so depressed. He went to the Chief for answers... He asked the chief how his brother Red Deer Running had gotten his name... The chief answered in his typically poetic way..."When Red Deer Running was born, at the moment of his birth, the first thing his mother saw was a beautiful deer running off into the forest... and so Running Deer was named. It is the custom of our tribe to name the offspring according to the spirits in nature visiting upon the birth." Then, the boy said to the Chief... And how did my sister "Thundering Bird" get her name? The chief described again, how at the moment of her birth Thundering Bird's mother had heard a roar of thunder and looking up, saw a bird flying in the sky... The boy asked again, how his cousin "White Crouching Bear" had been given such a name... And the chief, looking down once more at the boy, explaining the traditions of their tribe.... White Bear's mother had seen a rare white bear crouched over a stream at the moment her baby's birth. Then he asked the boy... "Why do you ask, Two Dogs F*cking?" Quote
XTR2Turbo Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 Pauline, who works with people with special learning needs ... I guess it takes one to know one. Quote
RedditchJay Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 goodness me................... what is our country coming to...... b****r off to the outbacks if you wanna practice the native Indian ways................. I bet the house has electric...... and windows...... they should live in a wigwam..... Quote
AidanPlace Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 QUOTE Pauline added: “I’ve lost count of the amount of times we’ve taken drunk lads home We know what they're doing Quote
Captain Colonial Posted August 1, 2011 Author Posted August 1, 2011 Pauline added: “I’ve lost count of the amount of times we’ve taken drunk lads home We know what they're doing Scalping them? Quote
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