mb893 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Email sent to the Surrey list and notice on the Surrey Area Forum. Looking for a record turnout here chaps.... jc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Will you and "him" both be there on Tuesday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mb893 Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 Nope, But I've arrange your kidnap from Manchester and delivery to the Parrot in a 3x3x3ft crate to ensure a good turn out, it seemed the best thing to d... b****r, now I've told you my 'MASTER PLAN, MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!' Can you just ignore that last bit and cheerfully open your door to, say, any old group of heavy set chaps (for example) that, oddly, have a packing crate with them... I'd be ever so pleased. Many thanks in advance... jc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Burly blokes... packing case... no worries. Is there a dress code? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Which of you and "him" won't be there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mb893 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 I'll be there, 'he' might not be... And yes, there is a dress code: "Come as you are" plus a PAAAARTY HAT!!!! So pick shower times with care if you know what I mean. However, any sedatives not used during the 'transaction' are yours to keep - Now that can't be bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I've only just woken up... What happened? I seem to have lost 3 weeks and my underwear is missing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mb893 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 And I've got a new hat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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