dombanks Posted January 28, 2011 Posted January 28, 2011 censorship and steve it was a more detailed approach to the offside rule depicting a woman outside kitchen is offside, she is also offside if in the bedroom, but if the man decides to go in bedroom as well she becomes onside again oh your havin a giraffe i forgot about that pic i definatly resign now christ guys steve has turned into a mokeney. Quote
Ian Rabbetts Posted January 31, 2011 Posted January 31, 2011 Offside rule explained for girls.... You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be in front of the other shopper. Understand now ? Quote
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