Thursday Titter

[Bananaman]

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States ,

wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait

for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the

distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ....

every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like

bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres,

Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis

drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying

breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush...."

Taxi..................  

[Asterix]

andre andre ariba ariba

[echoz]

genuinley laughing my a** of here is it bad i read it in a 'mexican' voice aswell

[lippydave]

In the light of the Pakistani cricket bribery story....

"What do you call a Pakistani police informer?

Wazim......

or

What do you call a schizoid Pakistani cricketer who can't make his mind up?

Mahmood Swingh

I'll get me coat....

[Tigger]

Silly but then all the funny ones are

made I larf!

[pistonbroke]

Jokes that old the bacon must be rank by now