Tony Bliar - Extract From The Latest Book

[Fat Albert]

‘I had regularly started jogging out of Downing Street. On each run I happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension I would brace myself as I approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty quid!" she would shout from the kerb.

"No way, 50p!" I fired back..

This ritual between myself and the hooker continued for days.

I'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty quid!"

And I'd yell back "50p!"

One day however Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany me on my jog.

As we jogged nearer the problematic street corner, I realised the "pro" would bark her £50 offer and Cherie would wonder what I'd really been doing on all my past outings.

I realised I’d need to have a damn good explanation for my illustrious lawyer wife.

As we jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, I became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker.

I tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair of us jog past.

Then, from the pavement, the hooker yelled,

"See what you get for 50p?"

[dombanks]

ha ha from what ive heard tony blairs book sounds quite entertaining

[Liam]

Ah, the old ones are the best.....

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness and kindness.

One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,  the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?    I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.......

The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter'

Groan  

[cabbron]

loathe the hypocritical t****r,lost any faith in him and his cronies over that mathew kelly scapegoat affair,tony certainly has blood on his hands over that and seemed to get away scott free from the lies and spin over iraq enquiry-no wonder he is donating all procceds!and just how did he and his fugly mrs build get their property portfolio??oh and just remember who put the country in the mess we are in.rant over and breathe.....................

[Blatman]

mathew kelly

I think you mean Dr David Kelly and the circumstances surrounding his death.

Matthew Kelly is an ex game show host from the 80's...

[Matt Seabrook]

QUOTE

"See what you get for 50p?"