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George Michael has been found in his cell with a chocolate bar stuck up his A***.....

A prison spokesman said it was believed to be a careless whisper!  :D

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Maybe a careless whispa.........

Thats better than the original punch line!

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

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Maybe a careless whispa.........

Thats better than the original punch line!

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

or if his cell mate was a bald homosexual

a hairless fister

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what has george michael and the Chilean miners got in common?

both will be free after 8 weeks of heay drilling  :0

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When he was sentenced George remarked 8 weeks F***ing a********s,

No, Breaking Rocks replied the Judge

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Apparently George Michael has been forced into giving his cell mates hand jobs before their bedtime drink...

He's going to write a song about his prison experiences, provisionally titled....

"w**k me off before yer cocoa..."

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