O/T Grump

[Captain Colonial]

What commercials on now do you hate? Difficulty: No Go Compare or We Buy Any Car allowed.

This

is my pet hate right now. At least it is only Juan and it really is Sheet.

[boris77]

Not seen it for a bit (thankfully) but the glade one where the kid wants to go to pauls house for a poo all because he has glade air freshener. Pack the kids stuff and make him live with paul the little b*stard!

Any adverts for beauty carp with "enhanced in post production" in small writing in the corner of the screen.

Any adverts where they say 9/10 people loved it. Then again small writing, sample size 10.

Ford adverts. Full stop.

The envirofone advert with the tw*nt who says "wonga" and "coool".

The Vanish oxi-action "intelligent" stain seekers. Its not b****y intelligent, its just some cleaning chemicals that get sloshed round the machine.

I could go on but I'll give other people a go, must surpress the ranting.

[samcooke]

Get Sky+ - I ain't watched an advert for 5 years

[jeff oakley]

I actually like the Juan Sheet one, it is really clever they way they say one S H I T and then quickly jaun sheet to get your attention.

My pet hates are

Anything with Carol Vorderman.

Any with Sheryl Cole

Any ambulance chasing especially the one with the corrupt copper form the bill who says you will get 100% of the money

Any involving climate change

And my all time hate is the Vanish one. Sad woman looking at stained clothes, and surprise a woman dressed in pink has crept into the kitchen with a tank of water unnoticed. If she didn't notice that how the hell would she notice the odd skid mark?

[cliveboy8]

Every ******g advert on the TV!

[Gromit]

QUOTE

The envirofone advert with the tw*nt who says "wonga" and "coool"

+1

QUOTE

Any with Sheryl Cole

+1

The new VW van adverts that have the annoying git with the cockney accent that pronounce `van` as `vaaarn`

Anything with Tommy "i`ll stick me name to anything for a few quid" Walsh in it.

       

[Howard]

The Lloyds TSB adverts with the creepy singing  

and the Tesco adverts with Jane "Tescorrrr" Horrocks ....Arghhhh          They really do make me dive for the remote or stick my fingers in my ears and go "La la la la la " if can't get there in time    

[V8grunt]

Go Compare!!!!!!!!!! turn the volume down before he even starts.

Who ever dreamed that one up needs looking at!

Like the "Juan Sheet", well thought out.

"Compare the meerkats" very good when it started, but getting stale now.

At least we know when the adverts are coming,

Whilst in Australia early this year you could be watching tele and the bloke talking about current affairs,etc, would suddenly start advertising some product,

Confused me at first. But I'm easily confused.

[jerryhzx12]

And my all time hate is the Vanish one. Sad woman looking at stained clothes, and surprise a woman dressed in pink has crept into the kitchen with a tank of water unnoticed. If she didn't notice that how the hell would she notice the odd skid mark?

Many years ago, when life was a bit less PC, this format of commercial was referred to by our marketing department as 2TK....."Two Tarts in a Kitchen".