another friday joke

[pistonbroke]

John received a parrot as a gift.

but he soon found the parrot had a very bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.  

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.

John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude.

John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and shut him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.  

Then there was total quiet.  Not a peep was heard

for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.  

The parrot stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said

"I  have offended you with my rude language and actions.  I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.  

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird said .....

What the f**k did the turkey do  

[carpetstu]

     

Oh my if hurts to laugh that hard  

[housebeautician]

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