fatbaldbloke Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 I've lost some weight. Not sure where it's gone, I suspect it's with the pile of car keys, mobile phones and five pound notes I've also lost, but nevertheless it's gone. Mrs FBB has also expressed a degree of reluctance to sit in a car with "fatbaldbloke" written down the side (it has, really). So, I thought it's time to move upmarket, to show my natural style and sophistication. I'm told the aristocracy don't use the word "bloke" either. Sadly I can't make my hair grow, so I thought "Slightlylessoverweightbaldy" would be an appropriate new name. I'm having my new logo "SLOB" painted on the car now. I think that should do the trick and prove to the good lady what a classy individual her old man is! PS: Yes, it is a slow Friday.... Quote
stephenh Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 Nahh, go the whole hog: LORD BALDY should do the trick! Quote
peterg Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 Skinnybaldchap would be more in keeping, Lord Baldy would have a Caterham Quote
Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 Skinnybaldchap would be more in keeping, Lord Baldy would have a Caterham Quote
pistonbroke Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 You could wear a rug and really confuse the issue Quote
Captain Colonial Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 Or go the whole hog, get a sex change and become Anna Rexic. Quote
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