Noel Johnson Posted September 26, 2002 Posted September 26, 2002 The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died > and > went to heaven. > At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur," Since you've been such a good > man and your motorcycles have changed the world, > your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." > Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out > with > God." > St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. > Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" > God said, "Ah, yes." > "Well, " said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major > design flaws in your invention: > #1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. > #2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. > #3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. > #4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust, and, finally, > #5. The maintenance costs are outrageous." > "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." > God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and > waited > for the results. > The computer printed out a slip of paper, and God read it. > "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, > "but > according to these numbers Mr. Davidson, more men are riding my > invention > than yours. I thank you Quote
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