RUDE MARINE

[westyblade]

Rude marine;

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the

entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a

well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary

Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and

said to no one in particular, 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is

using that seat.'

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat

left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm

very tired.' She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked

up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! This

American should be put in his place!'

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,

'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for

doing the wrong thing.

You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on

the wrong side of the road.

And now, sir,

you seem to have thrown the wrong b***h out the window.  

[Nick Algar - Competition Secretary]

oh so true of French women

[Matt Seabrook]

[ray5wood]

                brilll

[Claude]