Tweetie Pie Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling, take celibacy. This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors. While attending a Marriage Encounter weekend, Craig and Leza listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.' He addressed the men, 'Can you each name and describe your wife's favorite flower?' Craig leaned over, touched Leza's arm gently and whispered, 'Self-raising, isn't it?' Thus began Craig's life of celibacy. Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Craig didn't learn from this, Leza left him soon after but luckily he met someone else and they got married. One evening his friend called round to watch the football with Craig while his new wife was upstairs sewing. They got talking and their wives favourite flower cam up as a subject. His friend asked, what his new Wife's favourite flower was. Craig hesitated for a bit and then said to his friend, you're going to have to help me a bit. Whats the pretty flower called which is very popular in English Country Gardens and has a thorny stem asked Craig. Rose - his friend replied. Thats it said Craig. He then shouted upstairs....... Rose, Rose, whats your favourite flower darling? Quote
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