F1 Race

[pistonbroke]

But what's to stop Ron painting his cars red  

He did...for quite a long time...Marlboro Maclaren...remember now you old git  

They was White with red bits added you 'k*n old barsteward  

[Buzz Billsberry]

Steady on you two or we'll not be emptying your cathaters, now put your teeth in,get your slipppers on and get back in your wheels chairs!

Buzz

[thos]

Another one for the conspiracy theorists ...

http://www.planetf1.com/story/0,18954,3213_4134454,00.html

[Liam]

Stop Press - Bernie announces result of next race:

01 Felipe Massa (correct colour car – blinded stewards when he bent over)

02 Kimi Räikkönen (correct colour car but demoted one place as doesn’t work in rain)

03 Sebastian Vettel (promoted 12 places: uses Ferrari engines)

04 Sebastien Bourdais (ditto and we like the name Sebastian)

05 Button (promoted from last on a sympathy vote)

06 Takuma Sato (Allowed to keep position: slitty eyes)

07 Jarno Trulli (promoted six places: donated 20 cases of fine wine)

08 Fernando Alonso (demoted three places: Spanish)

09 Mark Webber (demoted four places: Australian - then demoted another two places: still Australian)

10 Timo Glock (No action: token Irishman)

11 Nelsinho Piquet (demoted two places: used inherited skills)

12 Nick Heidfeld (already had his towel on this place)

13 Robert Kubica (keeps place: Stewards drunk by the time they got to 13th)

14 Heikki Kovalannen (keeps place: Stewards gone home)

15 Anthony Davidson (last place for being too small to be seen with the naked eye)

Disqualified: Lewis Hamilton - stewards decision: Guilty of:

1. trying to beat Ferrari in contravention of our rules,

2. driving a Mclaren,

3. knowing Ron Dennis and

4. nearly upsetting everyone associated with red cars generally.

DNF - Rubens Barrichello - collision with Coulthard - lap 4

DNF - Nico Rosberg - collision with Coulthard - lap 17

DNF - Kazuki Nakajima - collision with Coulthard - lap 29

DNF - David Coulthard - collision with self - lap 35 (claimed his pension book flew out of his pocket, temporarily blinding him)

RET - Giancarlo Fisichella - gearbox (sabotaged by "you know who" for having long hair)

Did not start Adrian Sutil - engine (forgot to bring one)

Biggest Losers: anyone that watches!

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