Kylie Minogue??

[westy]

That Sophie bird is a bit to posh for me being an Essex boy

As for the contest for the longest post its not that Im competitive I just hate losing

Going back to the F1 thing you couldnt be more right on the top dollar winning the prize. Did you see the new development Site that McClaren have planned:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport....301.stm

Imagine you want to start off in racing how on earth are you going to compete with that sort of investment.  I must admit my money is on Shoemaker this season he is to strong for the other drivers and his driving technique is very sharp.  <sad on> Did you see him approach the last mini chicane at Suzuka before the main start finish striaght, approaching at a snip under 200mph he seemed to be the only driver who would brake consistently to around 40mph with the backend of the car just slightly out so that when he swung in to the corner it would be able turn in more than just giving full lock, as the car penjalemed the other way just off the apex it would allow him to be on the perfect exit path for maximum accererated and taking the path of least reistance...great stuff   </sad off>

There again I could just be talking  

Westy

[westy]

   

Doesnt this post match that record of 61 replies?  Anyway....

Westy

"The car in front is about to be overtaken"

[Mark Stanton]

Bosco Balaban    - He'll come good    

Yep he is pants - But Come on you Villans (for god's sake)

Sophie Ellis Baxter - Old Fox Face - you're sick  

Can you imagine the offspring if Sophie "Foxface" Bexter and David "Nearly Man" Coulthard got together.

Max Headroom on acid.

[ricdiggle]

I like the way you have combined the two threads running on this single thread Mark.

Which pop star / F1 driver combo would produce the best looking offspring?

Well, I'd go for Nigel Mansell and Jimmy Nail - what a brute of a child those two would produce!

Of course they may have difficulty conceiving.

[russbif]

Richard,

I once had the effrontery to criticise your spelling, as an expat essex man living in Cheshire, I am ashamed to say the Westy has outdone all your previous misdemeanours in a single post. Come on Westy, its the northerners that are thick not us.

Russ  

[ricdiggle]

Russbif,

expat should have a stop after it, to indicate that it is the abbreviated form of expatriate;

The word Essex deserves a capital letter (optional for Northerners), as does the word Northerners itself. (mandatory for all)

Finally, I believe that "...I am ashamed to say the Westy has outdone all your previous..."

Should read, "...I am ashamed to say that Westy has outdone all your previous..."

Do you live in a glass house? If so, I have some advice for you!

   

[Westfieldman]

Doing English homework marking then, Maths tomorrow?If I have spelt any thing wrong it's cos Iam a thick fitter.

Hi Richard have you got space for a pic of my Zetec car that nearly finished so I can have an aviator please.

Paul.

[Buzz Billsberry]

Forget Man U (bag of ****e) Sophie Ellis Baxter

lets get back 2 Kylie!! have u heard her new single ?

"Sit on my face and tell me that U love me"    comes out on monday Can't wait 2C the video  

Westy I think U need some serious treatment mate!!

I suggest U use my specialist Doctor Stella, is pretty good, but he's ravin'

Buzz  

[Buzz Billsberry]

Now then Russ,

there's noffin' rong wiv' us fick norveners. We ar very nice people. We mite not be able spell, but we can drinc like whales on acid tha' nos'. If u don't believe us then i'll cum over 2 cheshire (the county full of runways) and dish out sum M.V

(mindless violence). So cum and av' a go if u finc your 'ard enuff:p  

I 4got 2 mention where a bit violent as well, espeically when wiv' been largin' it on yorkshire puddin's and brown ale!

'ang on, me whippet as just done a turd in me clogg!!

I'll have 2 go, Kylie's @ the door wiv sum more coal!!

TTFN

Buzz  

[Buzz Billsberry]

Hey Mark there's nothing wrong with Basil Brushes sister. I'll have 2 go now Kylie's on the radio... Lal, lal, la.Lal,lal,lal lal,la oh god...........!

Buzz  

[westy]

Apologies for the spelling it seems that my rebellious typing fingers had surreptitiously inserted some letters that shouldn’t have been there. Plus I was at work so I didn’t have much time to write the thing!  Anyway no excuse next time I'll pay attention, honest

But it’s good to see the post on Schy’s skills completely ignored and only the spelling noticed!  

On another note, Essex man moving to Cheshire I hope it was to marry a Kylie look alike!

Oh got to go Kylie and Sophie are at the office door looking frisky

Regards,

Westy

PS - If we ask nicely could we foist the need of a spell checker in?

[Mark Stanton]

iT"s grate tu cee thiss fred iss nott bin tuk seeryowslee.

Hurdsey Man U supporter - can't be true you live far too close to Manchester to be a U supporter, shouldn't that be City  

Fanks to our Richard we know that all childrens speeling will be up to the required standards    Do you think Brummie Nige could conjugate his verbs    proper. Let alone create medical history with Jimmy Nail.  

Pancho - have you got a copy of Kylies new video    "I know A Song That'll Get On Your Nerves".

Bromsgrove sends her regards.

Louise forever  

[Mark Stanton]

Westfield Man 2002 - Are you a "Kwick Fick Fitter"    

Sorry must apologise it was an obvious one    but just had to be done  

[westy]

Why not ask them at:

http://www.kwik-fit.com/pages/comments/comments.asp

Westy

[Westfieldman]

NO Time served Multiskilled mainternance factory services/refrieration engineer, on the tools working shifts for a big froozen food company in Grimsby the one that invented fish fingers and has a captain I work on all the factory services Gas, water, steam, hydraulics, vacume pumps,Ammonia frig system, electrical switch gear and control, welding fabrication and anythinge else my manager thinks I mite be capable of doing.

Paul   OH and Iam there 25th & 26th Days 27th & 28th 3-11 pm 29th & 30th nights then 48 hours off then repeat the cycle over and over again.It pay's the bills.