Buzz Billsberry Posted June 19, 2002 Author Posted June 19, 2002 Well its with sad regret that Kylie has dropped the charges after been raped & pilaged in parc-ferme @ Olivers Mount on the evening of Saturday the 4th May. Investigators say that after exhaustive enquires they are still no closer to finding their man.Miss Manogue was found strapped to the roll bar of Buzz Billsberry's Westfield with her clothing partially removed,her left breast hanging out and her right leg missing on the morning of the night in question Altho' after a successful re-attachment of her right leg Kylie is making a good recovery and will make an apperance at this weekend's event. Investigators do have a number of suspects and will make further investigations in the Rotherham,Batley and Warwickshire areas. I myself was totally shocked by the whole incident.I for one think that the investigators are definatley looking in the right areas of the country. If u can shed any further light on this matter there is Stella up 4 grabs Buzz Quote
Mark Stanton Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 The Kylie Demon poster re-appears The thread is still alive aaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhh.......... Quote
westy Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Well im not posting on here I prefer the other one......dam dam Quote
Boyband_Pete Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Kylie is a minger, well not quite. But she is, up against my new house mate. I will post, some Photo's of her strolling round the house....... (you get the idea.) She move's in on the 1st, And when the Jade look a live moves out!!!! Quote
Mrs Westy Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Sounds like you need one of these: http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/CGIBIN....AT=info sorry I'm not technical enough to put the link on the word "these" like some people can Quote
Boyband_Pete Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 good idea, I was thinking web cams, but a moving gift, with a spare controler. Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted August 23, 2002 Posted August 23, 2002 As if you care: Actually saw a "Jason's Doner Van" in Kent ! - you lot down there are sooooo funny, 5 Ports and you strill drink Lager. Read in Red-Tops that Kylie is itching to start a family - volunteers ? And Boyband Pete - Full update please. Quote
chrisbin Posted August 23, 2002 Posted August 23, 2002 that narrows it down a bit........sure it wasn't Oxford, that's quite near to Essex......in fact I understood they were quite "close" Quote
westy Posted August 23, 2002 Posted August 23, 2002 Im afraid since this thread started way back (when I was young and thin) that Kylie has gained many wrinkles, put on some pounds and rather than being known as a singer, instead answers to the name of minger. May she grow [even more] old gracefully and the underwear advert be repeated once a night on prime time tv in remembrance of skinny little body...may she promote anti-ageing creams and be famous again in a new career of selling stair lifts. R.I.P Kylie Quote
Buzz Billsberry Posted August 23, 2002 Author Posted August 23, 2002 I new this thread would appear again @ some stage. Its like syphillis u can't get rid of it. It just lies dormant 4 a while then re-appears and that's why Kylie is itching in Essex Buzz P.S has anyone seen my Kylie since the op? Quote
Phssthpok Posted August 24, 2002 Posted August 24, 2002 R.I.P Kylie You should be so lucky Lucky lucky lucky You should be so lucky in love You should be so lucky Lucky lucky lucky You should be so lucky in love Quote
Mark Stanton Posted August 24, 2002 Posted August 24, 2002 P.S has anyone seen my Kylie since the op? Yep - he's a well endowed fella now - cool haircut Quote
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