Mark Stanton Posted March 21, 2002 Posted March 21, 2002 Internet e-mail drinkin' competitions I have 2 cases of 1664 at present - will there be any left for Loton ? My speeling is gettin worserer, hence my edits Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted March 21, 2002 Posted March 21, 2002 Chris is there any spare tickets 2 see her box?? I went 2 see Lee Evans last night in Bradford he mentioned about seeing her box or was it on the box??Whats happened 2 the Edward Hitler picky? Buzz 1 - I write a lot of Lee Evans material, he didn't have my permission to use that one though, I also provide some of his sweat. 2 - Ref the Eddie Hitler pic - I'm going straight from now on, I am now heading up the "Stop Hindering Intelligent Threads" (or S.H.I.T.) campaign on the Boardroom aimed at those irresponsible people who write for hours about nothing of any relevance to the Wonderful marque that we all love, and even worse when anyone does have anything sensible to write, within 10 replies it has degenerated into a continuous and frankly tedious outpouring of Sad people with nothing better to do while they wait for the second showing of The Rugby Club on a thursday night on Sky than try to be funny. You would never catch me jumping on this particular bandwagon. Quote
Mark Stanton Posted March 22, 2002 Posted March 22, 2002 Bring Back Eddie you miserable sod - Bah Humbug to Christmas as well - seeing as you've probably shot the Easter Bunny. Don't forget your rope for Stoneleigh (and crate of beer) Tug Tug Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted March 22, 2002 Posted March 22, 2002 Bring Back Eddie you miserable sod - Bah Humbug to Christmas as well - seeing as you've probably shot the Easter Bunny. Don't forget your rope for Stoneleigh (and crate of beer) Tug Tug What exactly is it you're Tugging ? As for Rope - it hasn't got that bad yet ! Quote
Mark Stanton Posted March 23, 2002 Posted March 23, 2002 Forget the rope then just take the beer - jug jug Quote
N_J Posted March 27, 2002 Posted March 27, 2002 The laptop has just risen to 'new heights' watching an 'audiance with kylie'. So it may not be the first time that its been on .. but ......... Quote
N_J Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 A passenger plane is suddenly hit with a severe engine problem and plummets into the Ocean. The impact is such that the plane is ripped apart leaving only one man alive. After hours of swimming he spies an island and drags himself up onto the sandy shores. Though he is half drowned and aware that he is thousands of miles from home, he cannot help but admire the beauty of the island he has found himself on. Looking down the beach he sees a figure lying on the beach, another survivor from the crash. He runs over and sees that she is not breathing, so quickly he gives her the kiss of life. After several attempts she coughs into life. As she wipes the hair from her face he now can see who it is...its Kylie Minogue. Forever grateful to him for saving her life, they strike up an immediate bond, and over the following weeks, while stranded on the island, they fall madly in love. One day Kylie is walking down the beach and notices her new found love sitting on the rocks by the beach, staring out to sea, with a look of sorrow on his face. She wanders over to him, and asks what is wrong. "Kylie," he says, "The last few weeks have been the greatest of my life. We've found this island paradise. We have all the food and water we could require, and I have you, but still I can't help feel there's something missing." Kylie replies: "What my darling? What is it that you need? I'll do anything". "Well there is one thing. Would you mind putting on my shirt?" "OK" "And my trousers?" "OK" At this point he gets up and grabs some charcoal from the ground, and draws a neat moustache on her. "OK... Can you start to walk around the island, and I'll set off in the other direction and meet you half way." "OK dear, whatever will make you happy?" So off they go. After an hour walking he eventually sees her heading towards him along the beach, at which point he breaks into a sprint, runs up to her, grabs her by the shoulders and shouts: "Hey mate, you won't believe who I'm ******!! Quote
Buzz Billsberry Posted April 4, 2002 Author Posted April 4, 2002 Nice 2 see Kylie is still going strong 5000+ views and that just of here bottom Buzz Quote
mogwi Posted April 20, 2002 Posted April 20, 2002 For all you Kylie saddoes, there's a website where you can dress her Barbie style (or undress, I suppose). Think it's called princessofpop.co.uk and it can be found through the BBC/Radio2 Steve Wright website of the day. Happy oggling Quote
Buzz Billsberry Posted April 22, 2002 Author Posted April 22, 2002 I've got my own Kylie doll and I'm very happy and her botty is better than the real one. I will of course be showing here off at Scammonden.She's looking forward to the Chalice Master's 50th. I might even bring my Jason doll as well Buzz Quote
Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 Mowgi, radio 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! boY you must be OLD Quote
Buzz Billsberry Posted April 24, 2002 Author Posted April 24, 2002 I'm only 7 but I have been a fan of Kylie 4 the last 20 years Buzz Quote
Mark Stanton Posted June 13, 2002 Posted June 13, 2002 I make no apologies for the Kylie thread resurgance It's been so long and everyone seems to have deserted her of late asking what cars are driven and who does what to earn pennies. This is all your fault Buzz you're the main culprit Have you still got kylie strapped to your roll bar and will she be at Curby Quote
westy Posted June 13, 2002 Posted June 13, 2002 Seeing as you are resurrecting things I guess the joke should be said again as well: Have you still got kylie strapped to your roll bar Nope because he didnt want to Spoiler Quote
Buzz Billsberry Posted June 14, 2002 Author Posted June 14, 2002 Yes she will be strapped to the roll bar. I've just bought a 6point cable tie with pads!! Plus I've got her some new gear ...the black leathers look really great!! Buzz Quote
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