Pierre the fampous french fighter pilot

[Noel Johnson]

Pierre the famous French fighter pilot returns to Paris after another victorious campaign. After a dazzling ceremony where Pierre is awarded the keys to the city he is asked what he wants. Pierre says he wants a room in a hotel, his favourite prostitute, a bottle of white wine, a bottle of red wine and a bottle of brandy. All of which are duly arranged and delivered by the city mayor.

Finally alone in the room he begins to undress the prostitute and pours the white wine over her ample chest. "but Pierre why the wine" asks the prostitute.

"because I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot and when I eat white meat I drink white wine" whereupon he drinks the wine from her breasts. He then pours the red wine on her lips and kisses her passionately "but Pierre why the wine" asks the prostitute. "because I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot and when I eat red meat I drink red wine."

He then takes the brandy and pours it all over her private area. "but Pierre why the brandy" asks the prostitute. "because I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot" he says igniting the brandy

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"and when I go down I go down in flames!"

Thankyou.  

[steppenwolf]

Tee heee ......

[Phssthpok]

...yea Gods, another burning nunney thread!

[westy]

...yea Gods, another burning nunney thread!

Comparatively the two subjects are different. For example, on the one hand your could say Jeremy Beadle’s Penis is small but on the other hand its actually quite big.

[7 Heaven]

Westy,

Are you saying that you've had your hands on Jeremy Beadle's todger?    

John

[westy]

nope but ive seen his video's

[Phssthpok]

...on the one hand your could say Jeremy Beadle’s Penis is small but on the other hand its actually quite big.

Funny fact about Jeremy Beadle is he suffers from “small hand syndrome”; a condition where one of the hands is considerably smaller than the other. So the comparative size of his todger would be dependent on which hand he was holding it with.

[Mark Stanton]

There's no need to explain the joke      about Beadles mitts - even a Black Country yokel got that one        

[Phssthpok]

There's no need to explain the joke      about Beadles mitts - even a Black Country yokel got that one

...sorry, force of habit for the Essex contingent.

[westy]

nothing worse than saying a joke and people dont get it...next time I will end it with..."I thank you" or some'in

[Mrs Westy]

...sorry, force of habit for the Essex contingent.

So, despite the fact that the joke in question was presented by part of the Essex contingent, you still felt the need to explain it  

[Phssthpok]

     

So, despite the fact that the joke in question was presented by part of the Essex contingent, you still felt the need to explain it

...yep, it's called irony.

[westy]

never mention the word 'iron' to the mrs, she starts moaning about womens rights - what ever they are

[Mrs Westy]

...yep, it's called irony

No I'm sorry it's too late to try and wriggle out of the fact that you made a stupid comment by trying to make it look like we all misunderstood you.  It's ok, we don't mind, you can admit you were wrong  

[Captain Colonial]

There's no need to explain the joke      about Beadles mitts - even a Black Country yokel got that one        

Cue black helicopter...