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Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2 hours before icing. Quote
Norman Verona Posted May 21, 2008 Posted May 21, 2008 That's really funny if you ignore the WMD aspect. I think I first saw it on the first Iraq war. Did you know that McD D made computers and had an operating system (Pick). a small piece of useless information from a boring old fart. Quote
ACW Posted May 21, 2008 Posted May 21, 2008 Did you know that McD D made computers and had an operating system (Pick). a small piece of useless information from a boring old fart. Pick still exists today from Raining Data just to prove that someone knows what your on about... Quote
Mark Stanton Posted May 21, 2008 Posted May 21, 2008 Mr ACW.......................................You're much older than you look ain't ya Quote
Norman Verona Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 We still use the Jbase version. I've been a "Picky" since 1982. Problem with raining data is (was) the prices they wanted. We used the ADDS version from 1982 -1992 and by then NCR had been broken up and the ADDS version was sold to RD. They were impossible to deal with. However we've now got a windows front on the sysetm but all my pick code does the real work. Oh, and I must even older, but I look it! Quote
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