is it true

[SteveD]

hmmmmm is it true that two soluble asprin in a bowl of milk will kill a cat ,not that i would do it ,or in any way condone such a inhumane act of mindless cruelty , in a strange sort of way i like cats big ones with stripes and spots with large teeth and claws   like the ones in zoo's roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr        

[neo]

so do i as i have two but that cat next door ****es in the middle of my lawn regularly,ive tried telling mine to kick its head in but its not working LOL        

[Phssthpok]

Just tried it out on my neighbour’s 2 scraggy toms without any obvious effect. I think I’ll try again, this time using 50mgs of my mother’s Methadone script….

[Blatman]

Paracetamol.....................(is that spelt right?)  

[Phssthpok]

...err, yes.

[Mrs Westy]

errr...yes both aspirin and paracetamol are highly toxic to cats so don't be daft and don't try it out.  

Isn't it about time we let the subject of our feline neighbours drop by the wayside and go back to more banal and pointless things instead?

Mrs W

[Phssthpok]

errr...yes both aspirin and paracetamol are highly toxic to cats so don't be daft and don't try it out.  

...you're right, waste of perfectly good paracetamol and aspirin.

[Clive]

Of you could always try frying a pice of sponge with sardine oil.

The sponge soaks up the oil and shrinks at the same time.

This is then put out for the cat who chews it up and swallows, with the result that the stomach juices expand the sponge again, with the result of...errr...an expanded cat!

Clive

whistles with hands behind back and saunters off into the distance looking up into the sky

[Westfields Rock On]

LINK        

[Mrs Westy]

LINK        

I wouldn't pay much attention to that load of old cobblers.  The author can't even spell    

[Phssthpok]

LINK        

...and how, exactly does one "milk" a cat to death?

I wouldn't pay much attention to that load of old cobblers.  The author can't even spell

Mrs Westy, (or can I call you Mrs?), if spelling were the criteria that differentiated “cobblers” from “non-cobblers” I fear the whole WSCC site may as well shut up shop now.  Besides, bad spelling is a man thing. Most males are poor spellers in the same way most women are poor mechanics…

[Mark Stanton]

And in the blue corner we have Phssthpok from Oxford

Over in the red corner Mrs Westy from Essex

                       

No kicking, gouging or hair pulling please.

Let the contest begin, popcorn and Ki-Ora will be available in the foyer            

[westy]

sorry shes out playing netball wont be fighting tonight.  Have to agree with p********pot she cant do mechanics to save her life and Im not very good at speling

She asked me how to turn on a spanner once...well actually thats lie but you get my point

[SteveD]

errrrrrm metric ajustable springs to mind          

[westy]

errrrrrm metric ajustable springs to mind          

Yes let’s fight imperialistic views