slippy Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 Woke up about 5 ish and stubbed toe whilst going for a slash Couldn't get back to sleep due to lads sharing room snoring etc so got up at 5.30 Took a chunk out of my hand and then trapped my thumb both whilst unloading the car off the trailer, now sporting a comedy black thumb Snapped a drive shaft (again) about 40 seconds in on SS2 out of 9 Pushed the car, mostly up hill, for approx a mile back to service were we set about jacking it up for inspection, the can of Iron Bru I'd slaked my thirst with and then put on the roof blew off and emtpied itself all over the leg of my Sparco suit Drove three hours home only to find the trailer has locked itself on so had to walk to my folks house to borrow my dad's car to get home. JeffC seems to enjoy making my days worse by making lude comments about my beloved All of the above compounded by the fact I am approx 350 notes lighter and I am coming down with man flu Laugh or cry that's the question Quote
JeffC Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 s**t day by the sounds of it biglad but it could have been worse you could have got home early to find Nessys car on your drive Quote
Pilot Pete Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 I've been playing my new guitar, its awsome, does that make you feel any better? Strange how it keeps snapping drive shafts! Quote
JeffC Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 Or worse still your car on the drive or worst fears realised both cars Quote
Mikey91 Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 Woke up about 5 ish and stubbed toe whilst going for a slash Could get back to sleep due to lads sharing room with snoring etc so got up at 5.30 Took a chunk out of my hand and then trapped my thumb both whilst unloading the car off the trailer, now sporting a comedy black thumb Snapped a drive shaft (again) about 40 seconds in on SS2 out of 9 Pushed the car, mostly up hill, for approx a mile back to service were we set about jacking it up for inspection, the can of Iron Bru I'd slaked my thirst with and then put on the roof blew off and emtpied itself all over the leg of my Sparco suit Drove three hours home only to find the trailer has locked itself on so had to walk to my folks house to borrow my dad's car to get home. JeffC seems to enjoy making my days worse by making lude comments about my beloved All of the above compounded by the fact I am approx 350 notes lighter and I am coming down with man flu Laugh or cry that's the question Thought I was having a s**t day fitting new kitchen but after that I feel much better. So sorry to hear about your day Mike Quote
slippy Posted April 19, 2008 Author Posted April 19, 2008 Thinks can only get better though, cant they Quote
perksy Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 Bad Luck Mate Things can only get better Few Beers Tonight will help Quote
zoso Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 Pushed the car, mostly up hill, for approx a mile back to service were we set about jacking it up for inspection, the can of Iron Bru I'd slaked my thirst with and then put on the roof blew off and emtpied itself all over the leg of my Sparco suit JeffC seems to enjoy making my days worse by making lude comments about my beloved These bits made me laugh quite alot... Does that make me a bad person? Chin up, it comes round to all of us sometimes!! Quote
slippy Posted April 19, 2008 Author Posted April 19, 2008 Some Famous Grouse is the answer I think Zoso who are a bad person yes Quote
samcooke Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 Bad luck old bean. Got any pics of the missus? Quote
Mark Stanton Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 QUOTE Got any pics of the missus? ask Jeff or Nessie Quote
JeffC Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 Got any pics of the missus? ask Jeff or Nessie last ones I had I lent to Barry ashcroft a few weeks ago , Im sure he wont have used them Quote
JeffC Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 slipp there is always someone worse off than you..check out this story A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting stewed. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain." Man: "So what happened that is so horrible?" Farmer: "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I go the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over." Man: "That's not so bad, what's the big deal?" Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain." Man: "So then what happened?" Farmer: "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over. Man: "Again? So, what did you do then?" Farmer: "I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right." Man: "And then what?" Farmer: "I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail. Man: "Wow, you must have been pretty upset!" Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain." Man: "So then what did you do?" Farmer: "Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in. Quote
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