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:angry:  :angry:

Anyone who saw my previous thread about the joke I played on my wife may find this funny but I'm having a mare at the moment!

She has been doing a clean up today and my keys have been "lost"!  :bangshead:

What can I do if they don't get found?

The reason why I ask is because she made the comment, "Well if you left them there I might have even binned them!!!!!"

So naturally I'll need a switch for the ignition does it need a certain amp rating?

As far as the steering lock goes what could be done about that please?

Track Day on Friday so this really couldn't have happened at a worse time  :bangshead:  :angry:

Any help appreciated.

Cheers

Eddie

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I think she is getting her own back. :p Tell her you are off out to the garage to sort it the lock without letting on that you think she is getting her own back. Just as you are going out the door just drop in to the conversation you will need the credit card and the phone to ring to order the expensive up grade parts for the lock and then see how long it is before your keys turn up :devil:
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Switch is easy, Eddie.

If you follow the wires back to the main loom, there is a connector that you can disconnect.  You could then fit a replacement lock set to the connector and leave it hanging or just hot wire it.

The steering lock needs a slide hammer or similar to take the barrel out.

Major surgery to put it all back neat again when tyou get the new steering lock, so I would talk about the probelm and cost within earshot of the wife and see if the keys miraculously reappear.

Of course she might be engaging in brinkmanship, so the reappearance of th ekeys might go down to the wire.  I can't beleive any woman cannot remember where she put stuff when 'tidying up', given the average length and accuracy of memory retention when it comes to the last time the partner forgot an Anniversry/birthday, etc.

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Hell hath no fury like a womans revenge   :sheep:  

who sang that  :t-up:

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Switch is easy, Eddie.

If you follow the wires back to the main loom, there is a connector that you can disconnect.  You could then fit a replacement lock set to the connector and leave it hanging or just hot wire it.

The steering lock needs a slide hammer or similar to take the barrel out.

Trev

No offence but are You Sure you want to post that for everybody to see    ???     :oops:

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Some of us are keyless. No ignition key switch, just a toggle on/off. No steering lock (think of all that weight saved).

I do have an FIA battery switch.

I would defy any would be thief to drive my car further than 200 yards as I turn the fuel pump off (hidden switch) when parking in non-secure place.

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Anyone who saw my previous thread about the joke I played on my wife may find this funny but I'm having a mare at the moment!

She has been doing a clean up today and my keys have been "lost"!  

Oh come on man, don't you realise that you can't win here. If you blag your way out of this with a threat of having to chuck money at it and she finds out, well, you might just end up in the same situ as the bloke who's girlfriend ripped his b**************f :oops:  in a previous post.

Get on the phone within earshot and cancel the trackday, only 2 possible outcomes, the worst of which means you miss the day. That could just be the cheapest way out. ???

Afer all you did start it, which I'm sure she's itching to let you know :bangshead:

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Get a grip. Just go find them. I mean, how many places can she have hidden tham that you couldn't think of? :bangshead::p
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Get a grip. Just go find them. I mean, how many places can she have hidden tham that you couldn't think of? :bangshead::p

Unless they have already made the journey to the local council tip.

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True.

I always find it staggering that *every* woman I've ever had in my life will "tidy up" (code for hiding stuff wherever she can) and then claim to have not seen/not moved/not touched "your things", then they're found with everything else that has been "tidied away". She then makes it your fault by saying that if you had tidied up they wouldn't have been "lost". Women :bangshead::bangshead::bangshead:

Still, get your own back by "tidying" her knicker drawer with oily hands...

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Oh come on man, dont you know when your beaten  :D

Just get on your knees and grovel  :p

Ask any married man, he'll tell you it's the only way  ;)

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Permission to PMSL sir!  :t-up:

BWWWWAAAAAHahahahahahahahahahahahaha  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

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New steering lock - £37.18 from Westfield. Might need new bonnet locks/lockable boot locks if you have them as well.

Ages ago I took my old MG metro into the garage to get a new key cut since I only had one. Somehow the original key got lost between the car parked outside the door and the counter, since the newly cut one didn't work as the old key was a bit ropey. In the end I sawed off the steering lock in the car park and fitted a new one. £80 in the end, so it turned out to be an expensive key. :bangshead:  :D

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Blatters

Your comments are so true  :bangshead:

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