Asterix Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 "Concerns persists for the safety of those living near runway boundaries as world's first balsa super-jumbo crashes" "The first seaside Crufts is delayed as man throws stick" "World's most prolific beach-comber admits defeat" "Naturist beach suffers too much wood" "Seaside Bonsai collection obscured by collapsed fence. Bystanders report they couldn't see the trees for the wood." Quote
Norman Verona Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 and I've just come in from cutting firewood Quote
Richgm Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 "Naturist beach suffers too much wood" new keyboard please Quote
Boomy Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 Pirates protest as walking the plank is outlawed Quote
Liam Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 The bloke standing watching it must be from the Highways Agency............. Quote
Asterix Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 "Guinness Book of Record attempt to tell the biggest lie ever ends in tragedy. Gepetto too distraught to comment" "Investigations begin into massive logistical overspend by Foreign Office as rumours abound over their possible misunderstanding of the latest EU directives regards the immigration of Polish people." Quote
pistonbroke Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 Man gives up after 1000th attempt at building raft to escape desert island goes wrong Again Quote
Boomy Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 Freak high tide ruins largest jenga game world record attempt When approached by reporters, one bystander suggested "i just wanted to spend a day at the beech" A police diver suggested "this is not the first time i have had to recover wood from the ocean, last time her name was Natalie A replica ship manufacturing company learnt a valuable lesson today after writing 'FRAGILE' on one of their Parcelforce delivered Viking long boats. Normandtree Landings? *sound of me getting coat* Quote
Derby Allen Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 picture shows Irelands New coastal protection barriers in place, Police are now looking for thieves as it has disapeared during high tide. Noahs ark was a complete flop holiday brochure stated a beach with pebbles surronded by forest. Quote
Derby Allen Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 "lasty time i throw a stick in the sea for my dog" "construction of the new Weston Pier is under way" Quote
dombanks Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 people on the radio were saying that the police were going to arest anyone going to 'salvage' wood that was being washed up on the south coast. dont think washed up really covers it! Quote
Chris.B Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 So who was that actor carrying 3 planks on his head? Ed Wood Wood Wood Quote
pistonbroke Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 So who was that actor carrying 3 planks on his head? Ed Wood Wood Wood Quote
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