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Sorry, bl**** garlic dip keeps repeating on me!!!!!!!!!! :D  :p  :cool:

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:D

Q: What's the similarity between an Essex girl and a dog's turd?

A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up!

Q: What did the Essex girl's mum say to her before her date.

A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

Two Essex girls in a car park trying to unlock the door of their Escort Cabriolet with a coat hanger:

SXG1: `I can't get this door unlocked!`

SXG2: `Well, you'd better hurry up its starting to rain and the top is down!`

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Oi Mrs. Westy,

Guess what my degree is in? Cheeky young minx

ROFLMAO Flame grilled whopper and large fries please.

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And what drink would you like with that?

DOH!

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