westy Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 Mrs Westy, calm down you’ll do yourself an injury. Being a Essex girl I’m sure you’re used to giving “low blows” but that does not forward your argument nor does it prove your case. Afraid its disqualification for Mr Phssthpok for trying to foist a personal retort in to the debate. Hard luck... So the wining trophy goes to Mrs Westy and today’s Fist Magnet trophy to Mr Phssthpok Good game everyone now tidy up your beers, crisps and popcorn and make your way to the exits Quote
Phssthpok Posted August 1, 2002 Author Posted August 1, 2002 Afraid its disqualification for Mr Phssthpok for trying to foist a personal retort in to the debate. Hard luck... Not so fast partner.... I seem to recall the good Mrs Westy printing my ‘personal’ profile as her argument whereas I merely questioned where she was landing her ‘low blow’. But you’re missing the point, I live in Oxford because of what it stands for. Travel across the world and everyone’s heard of it, knows of it and what's it all about. Oxford’s dreaming spires, good bitter, academia and the thrust for knowledge. In Oxford people appreciate my Westfield as a bl**** good car they don’t keep on saying, “…it’s a kitcar isn’t it?” You can walk the streets of Oxford without the constant worry of being run over by some wide-boys XR3i because his Wayne and Tracey sun-strip is obscuring his vision. Essex on the other hand…. But, I do admire the Westy's spunk in trying to stand up for a county they so obviously love. So if anyone can tell of 10 famous people from Essex (David Essex doesn't count) I shall make a grovelling and very public apology Quote
Mrs Westy Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 STOP TORTURING YOURSELF I seem to recall the good Mrs Westy printing my ‘personal’ profile as her argument I was basing my argument on fact - nothing I said about you was anything you had not said about yourself. And very amusing it was too. I refer back to the answer Westy gave some hours ago... Mrs W PS Thomas Audley, Queen Boadicea, Anne Boleyn, John Constable, Daniel Defoe, Queen Elizabeth 1st, King Harold, William Harvey, Gustav Holst (although I admit, it's not much of a local name is it?), Matthew Hopkins, Christopher Jones, Guglielmo Marconi, Frances Evelyn Maynard, Alfred Munnings, Captain Oates, John Ray, Dorothy L. Sayers, Samuel Pepys, Dick Turpin, Lawrence Washington Quote
Phssthpok Posted August 1, 2002 Author Posted August 1, 2002 I Phssthpok, sired in Australia, domiciled in Oxford, obsequiously genuflect myself in front of my betters; in this case Mr Westy and his better half, Mrs Westy. Never again will I utter any word, or phrase, that could be construed or misconstrued as being derogatory vis-à-vis Essex. I publicly apologise for insinuating that Essex is not the epicentre of culture and wisdom. Ps. I notice Liz Hurley wasn’t in your list. Quote
Matt Seabrook Posted August 1, 2002 Posted August 1, 2002 Ps. I notice Liz Hurley wasn’t in your list She would be in mine Quote
Phssthpok Posted August 1, 2002 Author Posted August 1, 2002 And mine, with or without the breast implants..... Quote
Clive Posted August 2, 2002 Posted August 2, 2002 And mine, with or without the breast implants..... So your admitting to being a t*t man as well. surprised you don't like Essex more then Clive Oh b*****k Quote
Phssthpok Posted August 2, 2002 Author Posted August 2, 2002 So your admitting to being a t*t man as well. Actually, most of my friends just call me a t*t, but I spose t*tman will do.... Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted August 2, 2002 Posted August 2, 2002 Whats the difference between an Essex Girl and a Fridge ? Your meat doesn't smell when you take it out of a Fridge ! Quote
Phssthpok Posted August 2, 2002 Author Posted August 2, 2002 Essex Girl crashes her Ford Ka on the way back from an evening at the disco dancing round her handbag. She manages to reach down for her pink Nokia and dials 999. Within ten minutes the ambulance is there. Paramedic: It's OK. We're here. What's your name? Essex Girl: Sharon. Paramedic: And where's your bleeding coming from? Essex Girl: Romford. Quote
Noel Johnson Posted August 4, 2002 Posted August 4, 2002 Why couldn't the Essex girl go on a cattle ranching holiday? She couldn't keep her calves together! Quote
stu999 Posted August 4, 2002 Posted August 4, 2002 What do Essex girls use for protection? Bus shelters! Quote
ricdiggle Posted August 4, 2002 Posted August 4, 2002 But you’re missing the point, I live in Oxford because of what it stands for. Travel across the world and everyone’s heard of it, knows of it and what's it all about. Just got back from a lovely fortnight in Javea on the Costa Blanca. Went down to Benidorm for a day (you know, just to see how awful it really is) Anyway, all the local boys were talking about Essex girls so I reckon it is just as well known as Oxford. Ali oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Quote
ricdiggle Posted August 4, 2002 Posted August 4, 2002 Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Quote
ricdiggle Posted August 4, 2002 Posted August 4, 2002 Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Ali Oli Quote
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