Can this be true?

[Phssthpok]

Whilst using a neighbour's toilet, I chanced upon a grubby copy of the Robin Hood fanzine, ‘Boyz in the Hood’; scurrilous old rag, but that’s another story. Anyway, in the editorial they gave a break down of the membership demographics (for those from Essex, that means breaking down populations by age, sex, inside leg measurement…). Of their 1,503 members, 267 are practising homosexuals, 23 are lesbians (doesn’t say if they’re practising or not) 83 are over the age of 79 and they have three collectives of Columbian street mime artists. Now I’m no prude but, is this usual for a kitcar club?

[damianc]

I think you need to spend 10 minutes knocking together the appropriate poll and hope that everyone answers honestly.

[steppenwolf]

I don't believe this is true of our esteemed club - I do not know of a single Columbian street mime artist who is a member. Obviously, I know several Columbian street mime artists but none of them drive Westfields ....

[westy]

(for those from Essex, that means breaking down populations by age, sex, inside leg measurement…).

r u saying we r fick

[Phssthpok]

Err, yes!

[westy]

this will be easy to argue and win - step up Mrs Westy.

In the mean time put that survey online here

[Phssthpok]

PUBLIC APOLOGY: Under direct threat of verbal violence from Mrs Phssthpok I wish to state openly and honestly that in no way whatsoever was I implying that anyone from Essex does not possess a genius level IQ and I apologise unreservedly if my previous statements were taken out of context.

[westy]

thats a shame was going to be good fun that

[Mrs Westy]

this will be easy to argue and win - step up Mrs Westy

Did somebody call Mrs Westy BSc(hons) with a variety of GCSE/A levels at grades A/B; rigorous intelligence testing for job position revealed intelligence level in 99th percentile of population; very high IQ (I'm embarrassed to say how high) AND born, bred and still living slap bang in the middle of Essex.  

Run along now Phssthpok and remember in future, keep ZIPPED about us nice Essex types    

[Mrs Westy]

I typed so slowly that by the time I posted it, we had already received a public apology and retraction of statement.

Under direct threat of verbal violence from Mrs Phssthpok

GIRL POWER      

[Phssthpok]

I lied!!!

[westy]

So your a liar and have a fascination for other peoples toilets - welcome to the boardroom

[Mrs Westy]

I lied!!!

...In that case, I refer the honourable gentleman ( ) to the quote made at 13.24hrs today.

[Peter Cox]

Dear Mrs Westy,

while your here, do you fancy replying to this thread on blatchat which is implying that people from Essex only drive XR2's?  

Oh, sorry, but don't you own it's spiritual successor (or everything except the rear bumper   )?

[chrisbin]

Oh, sorry, but don't you own it's spiritual successor (or everything except the rear bumper   )?

Got your crash helmet on??