My pints faster than yours.

[Phssthpok]

Conversation overheard in a bar:

Westfield owner #1: Drink?

Westfield owner #2: Pint of bitter, please.

Westfield owner #1: Have lager, slips down faster.

Westfield owner #2: b*****k*, it’s not the beer it’s the glass that counts. Give me a pint of bitter in a straight glass.

Westfield owner #1: Rubbish, you can drink faster with a pint mug, the handle gives you more control of the tilt.

Westfield owner #2: Nonsense, the dimples in a pint mug push up the drag factor.

Westfield owner #1: That’s why I said drink lager, it’s got more bubbles and bubbles mitigates the friction over the glass surface.

Westfield owner #2: Since when? It’s not the bubbles it’s the fluid’s viscosity that causes friction.

Westfield owner #1: Tell you what, have a light and bitter in a pint mug.

Westfield owner #2: Ok, but make sure the light ale goes in second, wouldn’t want the bubbles at the bottom.

Westfield owner #1: Crisps?

Westfield owner #2: Cheese and onion, please.

Westfield owner #1: Why not try salt and vinegar…..

[jon fry]

   

reminds me of the should i paint my car thread some time back!