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>Dear Tech Support,

>

>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

>distinct slow down in overall system performance

>-- particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which

operated

>flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

>

>In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,

such as

>Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable

>programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, Nascar 2.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

>

>Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes

the

>system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to

no

>avail.

>

>What can I do?

>

>Signed, Desperate

>

>

>Dear Desperate:

>

>First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

>Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

>

>Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try

to

>download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If

>that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then

automatically

>run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

>

>But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0

to

>default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is

a

>very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

>

>Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in

the

>background that will eventually seize control of all your system

>resources).

>

>Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

>

>These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

>

>In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have

>limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

>

>You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and

>performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

>

>Good Luck,

>

>Tech Support.

>

>

>Peter Shaw

>NHSCR Team 2

Posted

Another good bit of additional software to make Husband 1.0 run better is Kinky 6.6 and Sex 4.2. ;):)

Posted

you only get 4.2 sex ??

I would ask for an upgrade

Posted
Another good bit of additional software to make Husband 1.0 run better is Kinky 6.6 and Sex 4.2. ;):)

you got a husband  ???

you keep your programs to yourself  :p  :p

Posted
Just downloaded Sex 6.9  :p
Posted
you got a husband  ???

you keep your programs to yourself  :p  :p

You saying I'm gay :p:D:D

Posted
There are pills for that ;)
Posted

QUOTE
You saying I'm gay

Have you seen the colour of your car?

Posted
You saying I'm gay

Have you seen the colour of your car?

You can talk, lime green indeed :p

Posted
Sometimes I wish I hadn't been upgraded, as version sex 4,1  was a lot less complicated and was happy to run on it's own with very little support  :devil:
Posted
Sometimes I wish I hadn't been upgraded, as version sex 4,1  was a lot less complicated and was happy to run on it's own with very little support  :devil:

:D:D

Posted

We're just putting Sex7.5 through it's beta test. Problem, it's uninstallable.

Put the disk in, out it pops. Put the disk back in, out it pops again, you get the idea.

Can't be the disk, more than 10 years since it was floppy.

Posted

have you tried giving it a clean?

they are usually accepted more readily :)

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