neilb Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 >Dear Tech Support, > >Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a >distinct slow down in overall system performance >-- particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated >flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. > >In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as >Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable >programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, Nascar 2.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. > >Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the >system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no >avail. > >What can I do? > >Signed, Desperate > > >Dear Desperate: > >First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while >Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. > >Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to >download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If >that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically >run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. > >But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to >default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a >very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. > >Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the >background that will eventually seize control of all your system >resources). > >Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. > >These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. > >In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have >limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. > >You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and >performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. > >Good Luck, > >Tech Support. > > >Peter Shaw >NHSCR Team 2 Quote
Tigger Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Another good bit of additional software to make Husband 1.0 run better is Kinky 6.6 and Sex 4.2. Quote
CedricTheBrave Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 you only get 4.2 sex ?? I would ask for an upgrade Quote
wildwesty Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Another good bit of additional software to make Husband 1.0 run better is Kinky 6.6 and Sex 4.2. you got a husband you keep your programs to yourself Quote
Tigger Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 you got a husband you keep your programs to yourself You saying I'm gay Quote
Blatman Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 QUOTE You saying I'm gay Have you seen the colour of your car? Quote
Tigger Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 You saying I'm gay Have you seen the colour of your car? You can talk, lime green indeed Quote
Lurksalot Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Sometimes I wish I hadn't been upgraded, as version sex 4,1 was a lot less complicated and was happy to run on it's own with very little support Quote
Tigger Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Sometimes I wish I hadn't been upgraded, as version sex 4,1 was a lot less complicated and was happy to run on it's own with very little support Quote
jago Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 all this talk about sex is giving me a headache Quote
Asterix Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 We're just putting Sex7.5 through it's beta test. Problem, it's uninstallable. Put the disk in, out it pops. Put the disk back in, out it pops again, you get the idea. Can't be the disk, more than 10 years since it was floppy. Quote
CedricTheBrave Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 have you tried giving it a clean? they are usually accepted more readily Quote
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