Tickle me Elmo

[Gadget]

TICKLE ME ELMO

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me

Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for

he first day promptly at 80 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's

door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new

employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line

is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The

Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two

men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so

backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and

they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena

surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red

fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,

wraps  it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little

package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

Afterseveral minutes of hysterics, he pulls himself together and

approaches Lena . "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a

straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave

you yesterday. "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

[Tigger]

Well I laughed