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a bloke offered me 8 venison legs last week for 25 quid.. do you think thats 2 deer? :p
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Almost as good as:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea!

Don't worry I have had all the deer jokes you can think of since this happened.  :D

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Almost as good as:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea!

Don't worry I have had all the deer jokes you can think of since this happened.  :D

What do you call a deer with no eyes. no legs and no todger

Still no f*cking idea

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What do you call a deer with no ears?

D.

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What do you call a deer who works in television?

Anything you like sweety!

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