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Isis, my 7 year old daughter, is learning all about different types of graph as school at the moment and during my 40th birthday supper this evening she spotted the dyno plot I got from Emerald (after my recent session on their rollers) on the kitchen table.

Being a bright kid and very inquisitive she asked if she she could have a look at it and asked me to explain it to her.

As is the norm, the BHP is on the vertical axis and the RPM (in this case 2500 to 6500) on the horizontal axis.

I was just explaining the BHP figures on the vertical axis when Isis, allways keen to show her understanding by leaping ahead a bit, runs her left index finger along the horizontal axis from 2500 to 6000 and follows the power curve up with her right index finger and then breaks in on me and says;

"So if your engine makes 155 horses it must have cost £6000"  :D  :D  :D

Mrs 'Slide is then heard no mutter "Yeah, pretty much"  ???  ???  ???

Needless to say I nearly dropped by birthday beer due to laughing so much  :)  :)

Chaz.

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Bright Kid Isis
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Blimmey 155 BHP for 6K sounds a bargain, perhaps she is backing you up
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and you would have got away with it, had it not been for those pesky kids  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  ;)  ;)  :D  :D

Happy Birthday Chaz  :D  :D

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Isis, my 7 year old daughter, is learning all about different types of graph as school at the moment and during my 40th birthday supper this evening she spotted the dyno plot I got from Emerald (after my recent session on their rollers) on the kitchen table.

Being a bright kid and very inquisitive she asked if she she could have a look at it and asked me to explain it to her.

As is the norm, the BHP is on the vertical axis and the RPM (in this case 2500 to 6500) on the horizontal axis.

I was just explaining the BHP figures on the vertical axis when Isis, allways keen to show her understanding by leaping ahead a bit, runs her left index finger along the horizontal axis from 2500 to 6000 and follows the power curve up with her right index finger and then breaks in on me and says;

"So if your engine makes 155 horses it must have cost £6000"  :D  :D  :D

Mrs 'Slide is then heard no mutter "Yeah, pretty much"  ???  ???  ???

Needless to say I nearly dropped by birthday beer due to laughing so much  :)  :)

Chaz.

:D  :D  :D  happy birthday Chaz

Buzz

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Good job it's not a BEC, otherwise it'd be 155bhp would cost £14,000   :p

Happy B Day by the way  :)

Darren

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She has clearly been well trained in the elementary's of Husband management by your wife !!!
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Is it your birthday?

MHR and all that.

It's Mark B's today too.

But he's about 14 years younger than you.

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Ah. OK. You posted yesterday. Missed that.

Well, belated MHR.

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Chaz, MHROTD (Y)!

HBTY, HBTY

HBDC

HBTY!!

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So sorry Chaz. Saw it was yout birthday on 29th but forgot when it came to THE day.

40? Pah! Nothing, says me heading to 60 :down:

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Yup. Happy birthday, mate :t-up:.  The sump's back on. Will be taxed this morning (Saturday), all ready to test my automotive prowess on Sunday, the first of the month. :)

Neil

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Did I get the return pipe in the right position?

Chaz.

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