Who can play a tune ....

[Lurksalot]

Ok, I play Bass guitar (clues in the avatar)  in a band called Cutters Law ,we play covers of classic rock ,blues, soul and whatever else takes our fancy and gig fairly often ...........

however , and I'm sure theres a few here,

What instrument(s) ,including your voice (for singers) do you play/use , and when /where do you play ?..........

[Norman Verona]

I'm great on the spanners. Excellent on the impact wrench and you should hear my rifs on the airline.

Seriously though, I've been around musicians since school days and as much as I try I cannot play a note. I'm tone deaf and cannot even sing!

Lynne bought me a Bodrahn as a bithday present. Also a video on how to play it. I have a friend who was All Ireland Bodrahn Champion 3 years running and he gave up on teaching me.

Never mind I do have other talents. If only I could find them.  

[langy]

I can get some kind of 'noise' out of my didgeridoo (sp ??)

[Chris Elworthy]

My performances on the old Trouser Flute are legendary

[Captain Colonial]

After a proper curry, I can play quite a few tunes on my Bum Trumpet.  

[slippy]

I used to DJ (Not smashy and nicey style)

[Scottish Bloke]

I used to DJ (Not smashy and nicey style)

wow, come on

spin those wheels  

[Santa’s Little Helper]

After a proper curry, I can play quite a few tunes on my Bum Trumpet.  

Likewise I can fart God Save the Queen. Sex Pistols style

[V8grunt]

I have played 6 string guitar since I was 22.

And was lead singer/rhythm player for a band called "Flick the Switch" we came second in the "Battle of the Bands" for the south Staffordshire area years ago.

Everything from "The Beatles, Hollies, type stuff, thru to

Genesis, Police, Van Hallen" etc.

When I was younger I looked a bit like "Sting"

as I got older I looked like "Phil Collins"

Now I'm Much older, I look like "Reg Holdsworth" from the corner shop in Coronation street!    

[slippy]

I used to DJ (Not smashy and nicey style)

Legend in my bedroom  

Ask your lass  

[Hammy]

I knew a girl once who was good on the trombone

[cast iron]

Since I was a baby I could paly on the linoleum      

[zoso]

Geeeetarrr...

A proper one though with 6 strings, non of the bass malarky!

Have played since I was about 15 I think, don't get round to it so much these days, will have to dig it out soon!

Got a Gibson SG and a Fender Jag Stang, the Gibson is almost perfect in everyway, the Jag Stang is flawed genious, sounds great plays like crap!

[pistonbroke]

I was reared in a music shop and have tried  just about every musical instrument you can think of .

I got to play a lot of things with varying levels of succes

I once sang in a church quire , they spent a  fortune getting the organ tuned , untill they realised the organ was fine . it was my singing that was at fault  

[v7slr]

20 odd years a drummer. Played to audiences as large as ~2000 in sports halls as well as just the barman in some pubs.

I still have my drums, nicely stacked under the stairs where they've waited patiently for me to get off my A*** and find another band to play with.

Sang backing in my last band, with a headset mic.