drink drivers

[greenandmean]

11 pm 14th February just watching a programme on kamikaze pilots heard a loud bang outside, went out to find my very own kamikaze pilot driving a combi van had mounted a 5" kerb, through my fence, through 4 conifers, across 20ft of lawn and punched a hole through the gable wall of the bungalow. Despite 2 flat tyres, a punctured radiator and a cracked sump he was busy chewing up the rest of the lawn trying to reverse out of the garden destroying another 18 ft of fence. I politely asked him what the hell he was doing as he got out of the van and he replied i have had a drink! Some drink it lit up the breatherliser and he got a free ride to the nick. We are now left with the debris having just finished decorating we now face the gable coming down, internal blockwork and external brickwork, replastering, redecorating, new fitted wardrobes, returfing the lawn and new fencing. All because some  :A***:hole can't be bothered to get a taxi.In between all this i have to get the car ready for MOT tomorrow, corner weighted, and ready for Croft!!  

[SADDLEWORTH]

I hope you gave him a good kick in the b*****ks the bleep bleep.

[lukeyboy]

I hope you did the decent thing and smacked him with a shovel  

[pistonbroke]

Some one had a sh8t day  

[Mid life crisis]

I had some young spotty teenager demolish my garden wall about 18 months ago! he was 17 and had been driving for a month. It happened at about 12.30 on a Saturday night, unfortunatley I was in bed asleep. Jane and my daughter who were both awakend by the noise decided to leave dad to sleep incase he reacted over the top    "they said he was very sorry and such a nice boy"    The insurance company just happened to be the same company that insured both his car and my wall.      I ended up paying £100.00 excess to have my wall rebuilt .      

Nice boy my  

     

Hard luck Paul but look on the bright side he could of taken out the westy.