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Buzz

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The more rounded woman sees sumat different everytime she looks in the mirror, happens to me all the time......here's me only last night.........

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:p  :p  :p  :D  :D  :D

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Buzz how dare you post pictures of my wife. she looks a lot better than that when wearing a G string, not that i have ever seen it
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Swiss Jeffs aunt ?

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I work with a lady of larger proportions... one day she's working on one of the computer stations and stands up. Unfortunately her A*** had spread out under the chair handles and the chair was stuck to her backside.

pmsl  :D

Or there's the time she was at a buffet and as usual loaded the plate to the hilt (using bread on other objects to make greedy boards, so she could get more food on the plate). She then decides to sit on a plastic patio chair.......... you know whats coming next!! Wham! the chair legs disappear and she's on the floor. Everybody sit's there in amazement as her automatic self levelling buffet hand saves all the buffet! Not a drop single item spilt  :D  :D

One of our consultants "had" to take her on site in his car (much to the rest of the offices amusement). As he wants her out of the car asap he decides to rally it there and back in the quickest time possible. When they turn back up at the office she's hyper-ventilating, drip white, sweating, hanging out of the window for air ..... then it come... huuuuugh!!! vomit!!! Needless to say she won't get in the car with the consultant anymore.

I'm I evil for taking great pleasure in this?  :devil:

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I knew a bloke who weighed about 35 stone, drove a brand new Corsa delivery van and came back and said he had broken the seat.  Seat was fine, but the floor was split through and the seat was hanging out.

Vauxhall warranty were not happy to pay.

When he went on planes he had to have the extender belt at full stretch and he could only just get it on, used to ask for another but they said if he can't use one then he cannot fly.

His whole family were the same size and everytime they flew two of them took three seats. :D  :D

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nahh it won't be their glands... more like they can't keep the hands out of thew chocky cupboard!
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In our lift at work it has a metal plate saying "maximum load 12 persons" and then underneath this someone has scratched into the plate "or one fat one"  :D  :D

I'm not guilty :)

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