Chris Elworthy Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 what your wife does while you ******* her brains out. I thank you Quote
stu999 Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 How do you annoy your wife during sex? Phone her up. Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted June 19, 2002 Author Posted June 19, 2002 What should you do if your wife gets annoyed with you Masturbating next to her ? Move to another seat on the Bus Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted June 19, 2002 Author Posted June 19, 2002 What do you do if your Boiler blows up ? Just tell her she's menstruating and to calm down. Why does you wife moan at you in the lounge ? Because her chains too long. PS - Cheryl, I love you Quote
7 Heaven Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Chris, You'll be alright after the weekend when you have a day out with the lads JOhn Quote
stu999 Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 What should you do if youe wife starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. Why do women fake orgasams? Because they think men care. Whats the difference between PMT and BSE? One is mad cows disease. The other is an agricultural problem. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They are both fun to ride until your mates find out. Why is the space between a womans breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could quite easily fit another pair of tits there. Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted June 19, 2002 Author Posted June 19, 2002 Why is a job better than a wife ? 'Cos your job still sucks after the first six months Quote
7 Heaven Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 And here's me getting married 4 weeks on Saturday John Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted June 20, 2002 Author Posted June 20, 2002 And here's me getting married 4 weeks on Saturday John Just consider it useful advice from friends. Are you having your Wedding pics taken with your Westy like that couple on the Magazine a couple of editions ago ? I can just imagine making that sort of suggestion to Mrs. Hitler (well perhaps not, I'm too young to die ) Quote
Boyband_Pete Posted June 20, 2002 Posted June 20, 2002 How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They are both fun to ride until your mates find out. Mine moped 180cc, does 0-60 5sec's, 90 Mph, I love her to bits and I would rather be seen on it Than on any fat chick. No fat chicks Stickers still on sale... plug plug Quote
Westfields Rock On Posted June 20, 2002 Posted June 20, 2002 MR Heavan is taking the plunge and inheriting a mother inlaw aka woman hitler Quote
7 Heaven Posted June 21, 2002 Posted June 21, 2002 Wrox, you've obviously met my future mother in law I've thought about using the Westie as a mode of transport, could be a laugh getting in and out whilst wearing a kilt. The alternative tin top is the rally car my best man owns All useful advice is greatfully received, keep it coming lads. John Quote
stu999 Posted June 21, 2002 Posted June 21, 2002 One to remember on your wedding day........ Why does the bride smile when she walks down the aisle? She knows she has given oral sex for the last time.... Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted June 21, 2002 Author Posted June 21, 2002 Whats the definition of a Gentleman A man who lights a ladies farts for her. Quote
stu999 Posted June 21, 2002 Posted June 21, 2002 If the Dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The Swallow. Quote
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