Swiss Jeff's Totty Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 He didnt have them when I last saw him ! Do you know where he is ? Have you seen him ? He only left you becuase he kept burning them on the light bulb in the bedroom! Quote
Swiss Jeff's pussy Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Well at least it stopped him from using the soldering iron. Quote
steve_m Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Well at least it stopped him from using the soldering iron. This is all going a bit unpleasant . . . don't tell me what he would have done with a soldering iron. Quote
Swiss Jeff's Totty Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Well at least it stopped him from using the soldering iron. This is all going a bit unpleasant . . . don't tell me what he would have done with a soldering iron. Swiss Jeff doesnt know how to use a soldering Iron! His mechanic would of have to of done it for him... Quote
JeffC Posted January 26, 2007 Author Posted January 26, 2007 So how come Swiss Jeffs lover never posted then ? 4Swiss Jeff's Hemorroids Jan. 25 2007,21:24 5. Swiss Jeff's nunney Jan. 25 2007,18:39 6. triumphtr6 Jan. 25 2007,15:56 7. swiss Jeffs underpants Jan. 25 2007,112 8. Swiss Jeffs Love Child Jan. 25 2007,10:22 9. Swiss Jeff's Love Child Jan. 25 2007,10:12 10. Swiss Jeff's Lover Jan. 25 2007,09:46 Quote
Swiss Jeff`s Invisible Lover. Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 QUOTE JeffC SwissJeff Mrs Swiss Jeff Swiss Jeff's Totty Swiss Jeff's Ex Mother In Law Anybody think of any that have been missed? How about Swiss Jeff's b******d Love Child maybe... Dont forget about me honky-tonk. Quote
Mrs_Swiss_Jeff Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 So how come Swiss Jeffs lover never posted then ? 4Swiss Jeff's Hemorroids Jan. 25 2007,21:24 5. Swiss Jeff's nunney Jan. 25 2007,18:39 6. triumphtr6 Jan. 25 2007,15:56 7. swiss Jeffs underpants Jan. 25 2007,112 8. Swiss Jeffs Love Child Jan. 25 2007,10:22 9. Swiss Jeff's Love Child Jan. 25 2007,10:12 10. Swiss Jeff's Lover Jan. 25 2007,09:46 Shes here somewhere the dirty slapper but why would you want to see her ? Trying to find swiss too ? Why are you so interested anyway ? Quote
Swiss Jeff Posted January 27, 2007 Posted January 27, 2007 My apologies to to fellow club members for the domestic situation that appears to have arisen upon my ex's appearing on the scene I have been away for a few days on a seminar and return to find she has appeared no doubt she'll want even more money. Good news though the seminar was inspirational I didn't think that "101 Ways to sell a Skoda" would be so interesting or possibly it was the Prague nightlife. Selling a skoda is like making love to a beautiful sheep ................ everyone is intrigued to now what it's like but embarassed to be seen by your mates getting out of one, unless you are Welsh Quote
Hammy Posted January 27, 2007 Posted January 27, 2007 "Selling a Skoda" - a Jem Swiss well done Quote
Mrs_Swiss_Jeff Posted January 27, 2007 Posted January 27, 2007 My apologies to to fellow club members for the domestic situation that appears to have arisen upon my ex's appearing on the scene I have been away for a few days on a seminar and return to find she has appeared no doubt she'll want even more money. Only what you owe me swiss, you're a hard bstard, you leave us and the 7 kids with nothing, not even £100 we saved for a night in the local Travel Lodge, our second Honeymoon that was supposed to be, you promised me wine and steak and you give nothing I dont want you back, you stay away with your ugly man-boy girlfriend, I've got a job with that bloke from Bishop helpog him sell is cars...did you know they used to be your cars Sucker ! Quote
oldman Posted January 28, 2007 Posted January 28, 2007 Kinell! Give us some then I've been tryin t'turn vinegar into wine for years.Parably the finest thread in't world Quote
steve_m Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 Lets just say Blatmans omnipotent and omnipresent As Blatman is back, maybe this is the right time to resurrect this thread and see if he really was Swiss Jeff ? Quote
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