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WILL THE REAL SWISS JEFF PLEASE STAND UP


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Is that a melon on yer ass or are yer just pleased t'see me :p
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Is that a melon on yer ass or are yer just pleased t'see me :p

theres no point in licking them, Mrs Swiss Jeff, Swiss Jeffs Totty and Swiss Jeffs Love Child have all tried that and it didnt cure me   :oops:

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Is that a melon on yer ass or are yer just pleased t'see me :p

theres no point in licking them, Mrs Swiss Jeff, Swiss Jeffs Totty and Swiss Jeffs Love Child have all tried that and it didnt cure me   :oops:

:love:  :love:  :love:

You've got your melon out darling - looking sweeter than ever...

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This is turning into some kind of alternate reality...

:D

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blasts from the past ..wonder if Blatters will make an appearance ???  :oops:  :suspect:
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This is turning into some kind of alternate reality...

:D

b******* off back to your own reality then!

:p:down::cool::oops::suspect::0:D

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Kinell oldman, behave yerself and get back to painting them there windoze.
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I also categorically deny licking Swiss Jeff's Hemorroids. Gross!

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Being a nunney, I probably shouldn't make any comment about lickings at this point  :0
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This is turning into some kind of alternate reality...

:D

b******* off back to your own reality then!

:p:down::cool::oops::suspect::0:D

Just as rude as your muther, there's nothing like genes is there  :devil:

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ouch!

He didnt have them when I last saw him !  Do you know where he is ?  Have you seen him ?  :bangshead:  :devil:

The ******' useless bag 'o ****e, the police were back round this morning asking if I knew who Sheila Jordiesacks is.  Who I said ?  Sheila Geordiesacks they said.  She sounds like a right ol rough slag, they said she'd been seen stealing scrap metal from South Shields using her teeth to open the gate . . . feck me I hope shes after swiss she could do more damage to him than I ever could  :laugh:  :D

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