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what the devil... pleased I went to bed early  :D  :D

Are you sure Mrs Swiss Jeff isn't really you ?  :p  :D  I thought Swiss  might have been you in the first place but I don't think he is

if you think you know where swiss is you make sure to tell me alreet ?  he's in for a pummeling when I catch up with him  :devil:

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Posted
How about Swiss Jeff's b******d Love Child maybe...

:D:D:D:D

Did somebody call?

:suspect:

You always pop up when somebody calls, tell them your real name  :devil:

Shes called Bestie because the football team always told their wives they'd do theyre best... and they did, all of em, Hartlepool Rangers  :laugh:

shes swiss's loveshild allreet, 'kin ugly and ******* anything just like her muther the munter.

You cant have his cars, theyve gone, sold em last week to a bloke from Bishop, nice chap, looks a bit like your father !

What are you ranting on about woman... b******* off back home!

:devil:

:D

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You cant have his cars, theyve gone, sold em last week to a bloke from Bishop, nice chap, looks a bit like your father !

:laugh:  :laugh:  :mad:  :mad:  :mad:  :arse:

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WESTFIELDS WANTED 2 local members after  zetec or VX powered..pm me if you are thinking of selling..cash waiting..  

Jeff

Have you tried swiss jeff he might know someone who can help :D  :D  :p  :laugh:  :laugh:

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Last time I saw him I was with him constantly for 4 weeks  ,  I am  overjoyed that  he has took a leave of absence. long may it last   :t-up:

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Last time I saw him I was with him constantly for 4 weeks  ,  I am  overjoyed that  he has took a leave of absence. long may it last   :t-up:

Yer profile says you are swiss jeff - get your ugly A*** back home you mincing bag o' ****e !  have you seen the police yet ?  I dont want them coming back round me hoose again so you make sure you see them.

ive nicked your cars and i'll fook&%* nick you when i catch yer, yer dirty batsrad  :devil:

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bl**** Buzz Burbery  has a lot to answer for  :mad:
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The avatar for the underpants is a bit of a give away if you just do a bit of investigating Jeff C  :D
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The avatar for the underpants is a bit of a give away if you just do a bit of investigating Jeff C  :D

I couldn't work out anyting from it, but it is a quality avatar...

:D

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hmmm its all quiet on the swiss family front.  Wonder if there all cashing there giros. :D  :D  :D
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hmmm its all quiet on the swiss family front.  Wonder if there all cashing there giros. :D  :D  :D

I'm not old enough for a Giro and Mum get's hers on a Tuesday. Normal covers enough fags and cider to get to Friday.

:cool:

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hmmm its all quiet on the swiss family front.  Wonder if there all cashing there giros. :D  :D  :D

I'm not old enough for a Giro and Mum get's hers on a Tuesday. Normal covers enough fags and cider to get to Friday.

:cool:

You and yer mam are peas in a pod, theres nothing of swiss in you, unlike yer mam whos had her fair bit of swiss in her by the sounds of it.

get back to scool pet an leave us here to find that dumbell of a father of yours.

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Mrs Swiss is it true that Jeff is built like the alps and ridged like a toblerone ? - [as Jeff once said on the telly]
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Mrs Swiss Jeff probably cant remember, it has been that long ago!!

;)

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