Mrs_Swiss_Jeff Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yeah OK, so I was a man once. It's out in the open now, OK? that's why the police are loooking for him, all out in the open, not that theres much to show off but the Sunderland Ladies Guild didnt like it, not one bit. I can see you used to be a fella and it explains a lot, maybe i don't want him back perhaps you should keep him. has he had yer sister yet ? wont be long Quote
Swiss Jeff`s Ex-Mother-in-Law Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 QUOTE And it still didnt spew as much as the mouth on your 'little princess' does We just want to be together. Why cant you just leave us alone? Dont you speak about my daughter like that you floozy, god only knows what normally comes out of your mouth when your with `HIM`. As far as i`m concered you can have him, shes better off without him, your really suited to each other you harlot. Quote
stu999 Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 bl**** hell, it's turned into Eastenders! Quote
Lurksalot Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Will you be auditioning for any of the roles Stu Quote
stu999 Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Will you be auditioning for any of the roles Stu With my acting skills? I'd forget who I was! Quote
Lurksalot Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 If it was eastenders Swiss Jeffs Boyfriend would have turned up by now Quote
JeffC Posted January 25, 2007 Author Posted January 25, 2007 what the devil... pleased I went to bed early Quote
John Loudon - Sponsorship Liaison Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 QUOTE what the devil... pleased I went to bed early With your totty Jeff? Quote
Martin Keene Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 So if I'm following this we now have... JeffC SwissJeff Mrs Swiss Jeff Swiss Jeff's Totty Swiss Jeff's Ex Mother In Law Anybody think of any that have been missed? How about Swiss Jeff's b******d Love Child maybe... Quote
oioi Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 more like "Swiss Jeff's Rent Boy" as we all know which way he really swings. Quote
steve_m Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 what the devil... pleased I went to bed early Are you sure Mrs Swiss Jeff isn't really you ? I thought Swiss might have been you in the first place but I don't think he is Quote
Hammy Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Beat me to it with ideas... I wanted to sign on as Swiss Jeffs love child, but haven't a clue how to do it. What about Swiss's dad ? ( who brought him up in his own image) The Church school headmistress ? (where Swiss was educated) Very funny tho - keep it up Quote
Westy1700 Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 whoever you are don't stop....my sides are splitting Quote
Swiss Jeff's Love Child Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 How about Swiss Jeff's b******d Love Child maybe... Did somebody call? Quote
Mrs_Swiss_Jeff Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 How about Swiss Jeff's b******d Love Child maybe... Did somebody call? You always pop up when somebody calls, tell them your real name Shes called Bestie because the football team always told their wives they'd do theyre best... and they did, all of em, Hartlepool Rangers shes swiss's loveshild allreet, 'kin ugly and ******* anything just like her muther the munter. You cant have his cars, theyve gone, sold em last week to a bloke from Bishop, nice chap, looks a bit like your father ! Quote
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