Swiss Jeff Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 QUOTE colostomy bag do you still have the matching shoes for yours ......................first cleaning your mother done in over 40 years no wonder her husband ran off with the local rent boy. QUOTE makin loove my A*** ! I see your still friendly with rugby team Quote
Mrs_Swiss_Jeff Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 leave my mother out of this, shes still not recovered from the time you tried to help her over the neighbors fence and she got stuck on the gate post, the fire brigade said they'd never seen somebody take so much, you did that on purpose. you now it was lies about the rugby club I only had eyes for you, how thats changed. while youve been away I've had the car lot cleared and I sold all your old motors lest see how you like that Quote
Swiss Jeff's Totty Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 grateful ? how could I be grateful for receiving your tackle ? I bet you don't give the laydees advanced infomation about the colostomy bag do you ? last time it burst my mother spent a week cleaning the bed. That serves your Mother right for getting jiggy with Swiss then, doesnt it? She was grateful... Jeffykins - I've had a lovely weekend. When can we go skiing again? Not that we did much skiing of course... Quote
Mrs_Swiss_Jeff Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 grateful ? how could I be grateful for receiving your tackle ? I bet you don't give the laydees advanced infomation about the colostomy bag do you ? last time it burst my mother spent a week cleaning the bed. That serves your Mother right for getting jiggy with Swiss then, doesnt it? She was grateful... Jeffykins - I've had a lovely weekend. When can we go skiing again? Not that we did much skiing of course... your profile says youre a man which looking at you is about right in fact this is all making sense now, what swiss was doin' in thepark and the police and all that and now you, a bloke dressed up to look like a wom.. well, a half woman at last did swiss pull your hair out luv ? he likes a bit of scratch and sniff does old swiss but usually down below not on yer heed yer fugly old troll I bet you cant whip him like i can Quote
Mrs_Swiss_Jeff Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Wot the untinell's goin on ere then you want some too ol man bl**** ell, they'll all out for a whiping tonight Quote
Swiss Jeff Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Still the same Dominatrix as ever aren't you Quote
Swiss Jeff's Totty Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 your profile says youre a man which looking at you is about right in fact this is all making sense now, what swiss was doin' in thepark and the police and all that and now you, a bloke dressed up to look like a wom.. well, a half woman at last did swiss pull your hair out luv ? he likes a bit of scratch and sniff does old swiss but usually down below not on yer heed yer fugly old troll I bet you cant whip him like i can Yeah OK, so I was a man once. It's out in the open now, OK? And guess what, he still picked me over you. Doesnt say much for you does it sweetie? Now go back to your ocean, your whale family is missing you... Quote
Swiss Jeff`s Ex-Mother-in-Law Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 He never was good enought for my daughter, and as for my ex-husband, he can have his rent boy, hes was as well endowed as Swiss Jeff (tiny). I`ve still got that colostomy bag smell hanging round. Quote
Mrs_Swiss_Jeff Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 He never was good enought for my daughter, and as for my ex-husband, he can have his rent boy, hes was as well endowed as Swiss Jeff (tiny). I`ve still got that colostomy bag smell hanging round. easy mum, he's not worth it Quote
Swiss Jeff`s Ex-Mother-in-Law Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 If I ever get my hands on that low-life scum, well so help me. It brings tears to my eyes thinking about what he did to my little princess, the b*st*rd. Quote
zoso Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 the fire brigade said they'd never seen somebody take so much Quote
Swiss Jeff's Totty Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 If I ever get my hands on that low-life scum, well so help me. You did once, thats why his colostomy bag split - remember? And it still didnt spew as much as the mouth on your 'little princess' does We just want to be together. Why cant you just leave us alone? Quote
mad lon Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Wot the untinell's goin on ere then you want some too ol man bl**** ell, they'll all out for a whiping tonight Wot the kinuntinells yer talkin aboot.I'm not an oldman.I'm Lon and I'm kin mad Quote
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