WILL THE REAL SWISS JEFF PLEASE STAND UP

[JeffC]

Heres a one Andrew mentioned tonight...

can you be on the boardroom with two different usernames at the same time if you know what I mean      

we were thinking if swiss is online anyone else online would be ticked off my short list  

not that Im bothered mind      

[stu999]

P'raps it's actually you Jeff...        

The voices - just how loud are they nowadays?

[Mark Stanton]

What if SwissJeff is really SwissJeff       if you see what I mean           he doesn't seem to post everyday and often late evenings

[JeffC]

P'raps it's actually you Jeff...    

your not the first person to suggest that actually            

Im not that clever    

[Rob Navin]

You can be on the board room signed on as two different users in two different screens.

Used to do it a lot with my other ID's

Hope that helps

[JeffC]

Used to do it a lot with my other ID's

       

[Mrs_Swiss_Jeff]

unable to stand at present several hard days on the forecourt have played havoc with my bunions the profit should pay for a holiday

for you and your flusey no doubt.  when I catch you im going to sort you out once and for all it wont be your bunions you'll need to worry about

[JeffC]

watch he doesnt clobber you with one of his ski"s        

[westfield_bumble]

So you haven't worked out who swiss jeff is yet. Now you have to work out who mrs swiss jeff is. lmao

Your chain is well and truly been pulled mr C.  

Think this will be Jeff now                      

Keep up the good work whoever you both are    

[Mrs_Swiss_Jeff]

watch he doesnt clobber you with one of his ski"s        

he cant ski the damn fool, he can barely stand up most evenings, pished as a newt.

have you seen his latest "laydee" as he calls them ?  I bet he's not shown you photos has he ?  

his last laydee was the one on the right.  hardly the picture of beauty is she.  At least I can whip him the way he likes it, she couldn't she'd snap in half the weedy cow.

[Swiss Jeff]

How many times have I told you the divorce papers are legal south of Hadrians Wall, please stop stalking me, typical woman and as for the beautiful ladies grateful is a word you don't understand Mrs Ex Swiss

Making love to you was never like making love to a beautiful woman, Im going back to the pub there's not mch snow about and its never as cold and frigid as you

[JeffC]

Jesus christ thats a good looking bunch      

theres not enough beer in Newcastle brewery to make them boilers look anything like one on the left has a face a butchers dog wouldnt lick      

swiss you have gone up in my estimations      

[Mrs_Swiss_Jeff]

How many times have I told you the divorce papers are legal south of Hadrians Wall, please stop stalking me, typical woman and as for the beautiful ladies grateful is a word you don't understand Mrs Ex Swiss

Making love to you was never like making love to a beautiful woman, Im going back to the pub there's not mch snow about and its never as cold and frigid as you

you wish you old fart, were not divorced yet, not til the police sort out your visits to the park and what you were doing there.  

grateful ?  how could I be grateful for receiving your tackle ?  I bet you don't give the laydees advanced infomation about the colostomy bag do you ? last time it burst my mother spent a week cleaning the bed.

get your A*** back home now, theres bills to pay and the fence in the back has blown doon.

makin loove my A*** !

[Rob Navin]

Quality

         

I think I may miss the pre season banter more than the speed series itself

[westfield_bumble]

Just noticed swiss jeff's totty is logged into boardroom.

 

domestic coming soon i thinks