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..i walked into B&Q today and some guy in orange came up to me and asked me if i wanted decking..

..fortunately i got the first punch in, but others may not be so lucky.

Just a warning to you all.

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:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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I was in Woolworths , the girl behind the counter says

exuse me sir but  you have nothing on youre feet !

Oh S*** says me , I thought I was in Boots   :durr:

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I left my overnight bag behind the bar of a hotel I was booked into.

At the end of the night I got a slap from the barmaid.

All I said was "Can I have my holdall"

Give it a sec... :p

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